October 22, 2005 - Chat Sponsored by Lexxfans.com
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Angel- Hi Jeff!
ILyekkaKai- heya headman!
iStan- Hello Jeffrey!
Glad to be here, y'all. Sup?
clusterlizard1- the roof...
Dragonflygurl- Hi Jeff
ILyekkaKai- notta whole lotta and you?
btw, I'm naked
PaintedPony- we thought so
things are a little cold, but that's cuz I'm naked
Angel- just as long as your not shriveled :P
Headman- and oiled...
ILyekkaKai- oiled and primed..
theFrey- you guys ready? iStan is going to do this like the other chats we've done
Aenea- you get a cold
Angel- *tosses Headman her frilly pink robe
iStan- What's iStan going to do?
theFrey- Welcome to the Lexxfans chat. Please in order to keep Jeff's chat unmoderated do not greet or comment when entering or leaving the room. Also wait for Jeff to type ga (go ahead) before you enter a question. If he type W please wait, Thanks
ask me some questions or I'll put my clothes on
clusterlizard1- dont forget the slippers
and you wouldn't want that!
iStan- So, a member asks- what is it
like being the naked voice of a robot head?
Istan-- I loved head-- er, being the voice of the head
Angel- Jeff, Sheila, Myrrhawa wanted to
tell you thank you very much for signing the luv liner script.
Sheila is most welcome
ILyekkaKai- soooo, what are you working on at the moment Jeff ?
I'm co producing a true crime series called Masterminds
it's on Court TV in the states, History channel in
The second season of my kid's show, ZIXX is also airing in
Angel- Jeff, what was your funniest or most embarrassing moment when playing 790?
Angel-- I think 791 was the funniest for me, not as 790, but writing that ep for
theFrey- Jeff. any chance that Zixx might end up showing in the states?
iStan- More details about ZIXX please.
ILyekkaKai- ditto that
Frey-- zixx has been sold to central/south
Zixx is sci fi. I voice a heroic lizard (squish inspired)
Lunatic- hehe squish inspired, so an heroic lizzard but don't get your fingers too close? ;)
Lunatic- Jeff : is Zixx being aired on Space, if not on what channel can we catch it?
lunatic-- Zixx is on YTV Wed nights
and Sat afternoons
Lunatic- Space should show it too durn it, tis a scifi show after all and they did show anime before
Aenea- Jeff, we heard rumours of some "lost episodes" of Lexx, is there any chance we can someday read them??
Anenea-- there are no lost eps. Sorry
sorry, wrong-- there are a couple of alternate eps
they are in script form. Brigadoom and Patches in the sky. Some folks have read
Aenea- I read something about eps called BrunnenH and so....
Anenea-- there are other eps that were outlined/considered. But nothing written
but the ones I SAID
Aenea- ok, thank you
clusterlizard1- whats this about the fabled lexx movie?
There is no fabled Lexx movie. Sorry. AS much as we'd all like it, I've heard
Angel- Jeff, if you could have played any other character other than 790, who would it have been and why?
I would have played Xev, so I could show off my great ass too
iStan- Welcome to the Lexxfans chat. Please in order to keep Jeff's chat unmoderated do not greet or comment when entering or leaving the room. Also wait for Jeff to type ga (go ahead) before you enter a question. If he types W please wait. Thanks.
Jeff, greetings and the best regards from
Goryn It was fall of 1996 Lexx first aired
Goryn- What month?
Goryn-- uh, i think it was September
PaintedPony- What's more fun, writing or acting?
pony-- writing is the very best. You get to shape the whole world
logan- Jeff would you have any ideas for storyline for a new Lexx
logan-- I haven't thought of it. I don't want to unless it actually happens,
DreamsofKai- Jeff, are you writing anything now?
Dream-- I've written a thriller movie, and the pilot for a youth scifi show
xmen kind of thing...
Angel- Jeff, any plans to go to the
timeless destinations con in
I would love to do more cons. I need an invite...
...and a promoter who isn't a criminal...
Aenea- Jeff, what was the reason 790 got so evil in season 4?
you'd get evil after being denied sex for four seasons too...
theFrey- Poor 790
HisDivineShadow- after 4000+ years
clusterlizard1- but he had schlemi...
iStan- What about Schlemmi? That should be enough to last one for years.
Schlemii was okay. Didn't bathe enough though
PaintedPony- Did you ever argue with Paul and Lex over storylines and the like?
Pony-- we fought all the time. We still fight, just for fun
Angel- Jeff, if you could write the perfect Lexx episode, what would you have 790 do?
Angel 790 would have a Kai and Xev sandwhich, while Stan watched
Aenea- Jeff...who wrote those, ahem, wonderful 790 poetry? You alone, or together with Lex and Paul?
Aen-- If it's good, I wrote it. Ha!
Aenea- sure, I expected nothing else, hehe
seriously, Lex and I were about 50-50 writing 790 poems. Paul should never be
allowed near iambic pentameter.
or any other pentameter
Funk- Since you mentioned alternate versions of LEXX, is there a potential redited "LEXX: The Divine Beans Cut" DVD in the works for any eps/seasons?
Headman- funk-- no, sorry
theFrey- Jeff have you been to The Rivoli
Frey, -- yeah, I know the Riv. Shot some stick there
ILyekkaKai- Jeff: What was Louise W like to work with?
Louise is wonderful. She and her hubby own a restaurant in torotnto
Aenea- heya, really?
ILyekkaKai- oh cool!
I see them occasionally
Patty Z sings jazz there sometime
Angel- Jeff, what was your over all favorite Lexx episode in terms of story line and your character's part.
Favorite eps... 791, wake the dead,,,
I liked prime ridge, though I'm kind of alone there...
* ILyekkaKai liked prime ridge too..
Rorschach- woo, Britt Ekland :)
Dragonflygurl- I thought prime ridge was really funny
I liked all the eps with Lyekka too...
Aenea- especially Fluff daddy?
I loved playing big boy bando
Fluff Daddy. Hell yeah... that ep was better on the page, though
it came in too long, had to cut too much
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Lunatic- Jeff : what are Lex and Paul up to these days, any chance of you guys working together on something else?
Lunatic... I haven't talked to Paul in ages, Lex neither I'm afraid. As for the
future, who knows
PaintedPony- Any outrageous on set stories you remember?
the whole set was outrageous.
Goryn- You heard about music-band 790RobotHead? What attitude they have to a serial?
I've met 790Robot Head. Kenny Seay. Great guy
good musician too
Goryn- Have they own site?
HisDivineShadow- and where i can get their album :)
write to Kennny at firstname.lastname@example.org -- i think...
iStan- How did Lexx affect your life?
istan-- lexx gave me a rash that won't heal
DreamsofKai- Yeah, did that to lots of us too Jeff.
* ILyekkaKai itches
Angel- Jeff, if you could have redesigned 790 to look a different way, how would you have wanted him to look?
I would have 790 look more like Jessica Simpson.
LexxMan- Who has suggested idea about such unusual character?
lexman-- the beans= unusual characters
Aenea- Jeff----What was the most repeated scene you have to shoot?
The most repeated scene was anything with the other actors. Not with 'one take
Aenea- you know which one?
PaintedPony- yeah right
theFrey- of course not
Funk- Was 790 a difficult character to get into, what with the head being so small and all?
Yeah, good think I'm 11 inches tall. No wait, that's LONG
Motoki- Whos lips were used on 790's 'mouth screen'?
those were my lips baby
with a little rubber dental dam thing over top. yum
LexxMan- Whether it was difficult to simulate for you rage and sighes full of love 790? Whether it Was cheerful?
the difficult thing about 790 was having to sit so still while being so loud
Aphrodites_Chil- Did you have any scenes cut out from any episodes that you wanted to keep?
Angel- Jeff, was it hard to play being in love with Kai as a robot head, or was it an easy um.. role to get into?
angel-- it was harder for Mcmanus. He's been in love with me for years..
Dell- Greetings from
LexxMan- How do you met p. Donovan?
McManus introduced me to Paul
Aenea- Jeff---do you know what he´s doing now?
Michael is passed out in a ditch with his pants around his ankles right now, I
Angel- Where's the ditch locatated? :P
Angel- located even
Angel- With becks all around him?
angel-- I think that ditch is outside your place. Have a look!
Angel- *goes to see
ILyekkaKai- Jeff: Have you been in contact with Michael...oh...lol!!!
Aphrodites_Chil- no more weekly poker games?
I saw Michael 3 wks ago at a friend's stag. He was the stripper. We're going to
have a drink soon
Aphrodites_Chil- we need video
PaintedPony- oh so he needs the money I guess, hehe
I whupped him at poker, too
I'll try and get that video... how much $$$$$ you got?
Aphrodites_Chil- all you want
Angel- So he was a sissy boy at playing poker, eh?
Aenea- well, chess suits him more then
Angel- Was it strip poker?
It was not strip poker, but we were all naked anyway
Angel- ah much more airy that way
theFrey- Jeff do you ever run into Ellen Dubin?
Frey-- no, Ellen
Ellen is in LA, we trade mail sometimes
Angel- Who do you see most often out of
the former cast in
I used to see Patty Z the most. But not for a while
Aenea- Jeff---do you met any other Lexx actor after Lexx was over?
Aenea-- you mean guest stars
LexxMan- What do you think about lexx's
Lexxman-- I want to sleep with all the russian fans. And I mean all!
Aphrodites_Chil- are you going to be doing any projects for Paul in the future?
I have no plans to work with Paul
I do not believe Lexx will return. Sorry
Aphrodites_Chil- kind of a long shot anyway
Aenea- no lexxx----the dream is over, sigh
clusterlizard1- why wont lexx return?????
iStan- How do you see your career developing in the future? Masterminds seems a bit of a change for a talented comedic writer. Does this mean that you're hoping to cultivate your deep and serious Margaret Atwood side as you mature in your craft?
I see my career involving sex for money
Aphrodites_Chil- good career move
I have slept with Margaret Atwood. She's not that serious, but man she's deep!
Aphrodites_Chil- from your performance in Fluffdaddy, I"d say you were going in the right direction
Lunatic- Jeff : if all options were open to you, what would be the next thrilling thing you would like to doing?
I would write for Battlestar Galactica
Aphrodites_Chil- what about Firefly, they could use you as a writer
Rorschach- they need more bondage in BSG
I would create a comedy series
Lunatic- oh yes...Firefly
Lunatic- you'd give it a good twist I think :)
Funk- or make it twisted
I'd write for Firefly, sure
Aphrodites_Chil- it seems to have your kind of lovely twisted sense of humour
Angel- Jeff, you made the best damned robot head. If offered such a job in the future would you don the dental dam again?
Aenea- 790 was a thrilling character!
LexxMan- Is the project of LEXX closed?
I do believe, sad as it is, that Lexx is finished
clusterlizard1- why won't lexx return?
nobody is putting up the money
Angel- If someone put up the money, do you think AA would relinquish the lexx rights?
HisDivineShadow- if i have a lot of money, can we start a Lexx: the movie ;) ?
Angel- television needs more of your
sense of humor, it's lacking in many
thanks. There is some good stuff though, Entourage, Weeds
Funk- Lexx will always live on in our hearts, and hopefully in reruns
clusterlizard1- we will... i think.....
Aenea- if...would it be possible?
itsPMON- American shows are retarded
iStan- So, is there an ep of Masterminds devoted to AAC?
Angel- alliance alantis
Angel- ha! yeah.. the bastards
Aenea- so you don´t like AA too?
kidding AA is fine. I just need my royalties from them
theFrey- do you think that Reality TV is hurting comedy writing?
Frey-- reality tv is on the way out
theFrey- thank god for that
Aenea- reality tv sucks
iStan- If yopu could ask one question of your fans today, what would it be?
istan-- my question. What are you guys doing without Lexx. What else are you
iStan- Sheep, mostly.
Angel- Guys that aren't hairy.
I like LOST
Aphrodites_Chil- it had your character in it, hehe
Angel- Lost, Surface, Alias, Charmed
Mantrid- knitting, lots of knitting. Knitting inflatable steamrollers to be exact
Aenea- lost is great!
Goryn- anime & j-rock
SadGeezer- Firefly, BGS, Tripping the Rift, Jake 2.0 - but nothing matched LEXX
iStan- Red Dwarf and CPAC
HisDivineShadow- Duck tales
battle star galactica rocks, guys
SadGeezer- oh and Dr Who
Angel- Thank goodness for Lexx dvds!
Aphrodites_Chil- firefly is basically Lexx meets Blakes 7
ILyekkaKai- ooh yeah...red dwarf is smegtastic!
Aenea- star trek....ahem
clusterlizard1- whacko little cockatiels.......
DreamsofKai- Tripping the Rift
theFrey- Oh and lighting candles daily before the shrine of Lexx
SadGeezer- BattleStar Galactica = BSG
Goryn- Tripping the Rift too
tripping the rift is dirty-- yum
itsPMON- sg Atl..
Aphrodites_Chil- the animation is spot on too
Lunatic- yah I can see you writing for them Jeff hehe
Aenea- sg atlantis, yes
Lunatic- write to them man, we'll vouch for you!
Lunatic- I would:D
Aphrodites_Chil- TTR could use you as a writer, they need better one-liners
one liners r us
theFrey- BSG could use them too
Aenea- Well, you can be happy that they
shown all four seasons in US, in
Angel- We got season 4 cause sci fi tv footed the bill
Aphrodites_Chil- in Michael Donovans
show 'Made in
I missed that ep Aphro
cloaked_irc- why didn't you write any episodes for season 3 of lexx?
Paul and I fell out after season 2, and took a 'break' until season 4
Angel- sorry to hear that
itsPMON- no wonder season 3 sucked soo much
Aphrodites_Chil- i loved season 3
SadGeezer- Season 3 was the best!
Aenea- season3 was more sreious
Angel- the twisted and dark outrageous humor did me in
Aphrodites_Chil- OOH I'm in
ILyekkaKai- delayed lol
Mantrid- I agree, series 3 was best
Geezer 3 the best? poo poo on you you
Aphrodites_Chil- that's only because we got to see MM take his kit off
Angel- ah yes, the holy codpiece
theFrey- Sad! you perv you
PaintedPony- among other reasons
Angel- and the little blue dress, got to see his knees
Aphrodites_Chil- knobby as they were
Lunatic- calling a lexxian a perv is like calling a hamster hairy
SadGeezer- But my fave episodes were rthe ones Jeff wrote in season 2 :/
theFrey- well there is that Luna
Geez-- you sucking up now? Ha!
SadGeezer- yeah like Luvliner!!!
* SadGeezer - a perv! Moi
Angel- Now that was sick, and very funny.
iStan- true, too true
Lunatic- if yer not a perv then you're not a lexxian, be careful ;)
Luvliner-- another misunderstood show...
Aphrodites_Chil- one of the best
Angel- But they never showed the sheep, we only heard them bleet.
iStan- It had sheep!
Aphrodites_Chil- the lime green dildos on the wall just didnt get enough respect
I have sheep with me right now
ILyekkaKai- sheep that go baaaa...
Angel- Sheep, must be a canadian thing :P
respect the dildos, man
SadGeezer- Yep, luvliner was actually a show about family values and peace and harmony
Aenea- we worship dildos
Dragonflygurl- sheep are a British thing too
Aenea- and codpieces
pleez send more batteries
Aphrodites_Chil- In a perfect world with
tons of money, what kind of show would you make?
In a perfect world with lots of $, I'd host a talk show in a jelly filled hot
Aenea- Jeff--- what do you think makes
Lexx so attractive to us and so disgusting for others?
Lexx is an acquired taste. Lik uh... um... I better not...
HisDivineShadow- Jeff-- imagine that Lexx is going to air now for the first time, what character would you pick to play?
I think Stan would be a great one to play. But Brian was too brilliant to
Lunatic- Jeff : did you keep a 790 head as momentum ? :)
I don't have a 790 head.
Lunatic- awh...you couldn't keep one or you didn't care for one?
They were all sold off on ebay before I could get my mitts on em
Aphrodites_Chil- i think we know someone that has one
Etne- Jeff, in which season did you like speak for 790? In 1-2 or 3-4? :)
Angel- too bad, there's one guy that has a website that bought a 790 head and he put up the progress of restoring it and the cart
theFrey- I have one of the season one proto types Jeff, the one that was meant to be worn
HisDivineShadow- Jeff-- do you think, that the story of Lexx is perfect? Do you have any idea, how can it be rewritten?
HDS Perfect? Hell no.
It is what it is, but I'm proud of it
Aphrodites_Chil- speaking of ebay, are you selling anything else?
I sold all on ebay that I have
PaintedPony- Which season was your favorite, and which was the most fun to write?
season 2 was best, and most fun
Aphrodites_Chil- I agree from a 790 role standpoint
LexxMan- Jeff ---My question is about XEV..... Why Xenia Seeberg had this role?
lexxman-- Xenia replaced EVa, the german producer found her
we needed a german in a lead role
Aenea- I´m happy
PaintedPony- both did
I've slept with them both. They’re equally delicious
Angel- Who's idea was it to keep 790 as just a head? Were there any discussions of giving him a permanent body?
There was no discussion of giving him a body
head's the best
Lunatic- head is the best huh...i'll have to remember that :P
Angel- Do they know that you slept with them, Jeff?
SadGeezer- Jeff, why was season 4 SOOOOO different (in terms of style) from season 2?
Geez-- no idea. I was back living in
Motoki- Jeff-- Do you have a pet? What its name is?
I have a cat named Lola
theFrey- yeah a cat person!
Aphrodites_Chil- good to know
I've slept with my cat. She's as good as Eva and
theFrey- Jeff if people were going to send 790 tribute what would he want and where would they send it?
Headman- Jeff Hirshfield c/o the Alpern Group15645 Royal Oak Road, Encino, CA, USA 91436
logan- Jeff What sci fi shows do YOU like?
I like BSG. It 's the only scifi I watch. Unless you count Lost as scifi...
Angel- Sort of, it has some weird goings on.
Aenea- maybe because it´s not german co-produced?
SadGeezer- thanks Jeff, I was less
thrilled with season 4 than 2 - I wondered if it had anything to do with
Geez-- no, it did not
istan-- no, it was Paul's doing. Crew gets to earth. End of story
Angel- I think sci fi upfronted the money for season 4.
I think Season 4 was a good idea. Execution could have been much better
Aphrodites_Chil- it had that rushed feel to it
iStan- Wasn't S4 the
five minutes my amigos
Aphrodites_Chil- ah damn
Aphrodites_Chil- we've saved up a bunch of 790 audio poetry files, would you like someone to send them to you?
Headman- Aph-- thanks but no thanks. Years later I still can't get that stuff out of my brain. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
HisDivineShadow- please.. 790 seconds
Aenea- Jeff----it´s so great you´re still interested in the fans of the show and your fans! Thank you!
Funk- Some consider Season 4 to be the Galactica 1980 of Lexx, do you think it worked as well being earthbound?
ILyekkaKai- Yeah thanks for doing this chat with us today =-D
SadGeezer- yep - ditto Aenea
Lunatic- Thanks for stopping by Jeff, we're always curious to see what you are up to :)
PaintedPony- what Aenea said
Angel- You have such a wonderful sense of humor, Jeff.
Goryn- Jeff, if you really want to sleep
with all the Russian fans, welcome to my apartment when you'll be at
Moscow here I come!
Goryn- Headman, me and my lexxians-girls will be wait :)
ILyekkaKai- how about texas ;-P ?
texas Babe-a-que yee haaa!
Aphrodites_Chil- oh boy
Aphrodites_Chil- anything you would have liked to write but didnt get the chance?
iStan- When is Masterminds showing- I tried to get the info from the History Channel site with no luck.
Ummm-- I think Masterminds isn't playing until April now on History
I must go, my friends. I miss you all. I wish we had more shows for you
Aenea- maybe someday
Lunatic- bye Jeff, take care :)
Aphrodites_Chil- we love you Jeff, good luck
theFrey- take care :D
ILyekkaKai- bye and take care!
Aenea- Thank you so much!
Dragonflygurl- thanks for coming
Angel- aww, Thanks so much for doing a chat Jeff! You're terrific!
PaintedPony- thank you so much Jeff
Motoki- Jeff-- thank you, bye bye
Goryn- we have so many questions :(
SadGeezer- Bye Jeff - thanks man!
Angel- Take care, Jeff, bye!
The fans have always been great to us. I'll never forget it
DreamsofKai- Thank you Jeff.
clusterlizard1- bye bye
You are wonderful people. I wish you all the very, very best
Many thanks for watching. We couldn't have done it without you.
Aphrodites_Chil- keep your powder dry
Angel- And we'll never forget you as 790.
Funk- Thank you very much.
LexxMan- See you later, Jeff ;)
clusterlizard1- or you
Aphrodites_Chil- the pleasure is all ours
iStan- Thank you very much for joining us today.
Cheers guys. Love love love
Aenea- we worship Lexx!
Lunatic- we'll keep on watching what you do
ILyekkaKai- xoxo thank you Jeff!
Lunatic- so don't quit !
Goryn- we worship 790!
many thank. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HisDivineShadow- we worship Jeff
Angel- Thank you Jeff!
SadGeezer- JEFF, ARE YOU STILL HERE?
PaintedPony- bye bye *waves*
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Aenea- sigh...he´s gone
Angel- Wow, that was great! He's so funny.
ILyekkaKai- that WAS GREATT STUFF!
Funk- Hilarious guy.
Aenea- he is incredible
Dragonflygurl- yes he is
theFrey- The Head Perv has left the channel
Lunatic- thanks to who ever organized this chat (Ed. Note: Lexxfans.com)
theFrey- Yes thanks iStan
Lunatic- and bye ppls :)
SadGeezer- He's always a blast
iStan- That's the best chat with a nude cast member that we've had in months. Thank you all for being here.
Goryn- iStan, really thanks
PaintedPony- great job iStan, thanks
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