"Fell off a sandworm AGAIN! Damn, that's the third time this week!" - Logan55
"Up here I can really think about life's biggest questions. Like how can diet Dr. Pepper taste just like regular?" - emma_peel
"Fifi, I can see your house from here." - Rytalin
"Rosie glow my *ss! I'm being burned to a freaking crisp! - thefrey
"*thinking* Oh, gawd, I shouldn't have eaten that third burrito." - trillian
"Prince/Kai: From up here, I am Prince of all I survey! From Below: Well, from down 'ere, all we survey are yer Princely privates! 'ow 'bout some knickers yer 'ighness?" - BC
"hrm.. now if I could only remember the words to that 'The Wheel' poem." - NinaX
"Prince/Kai: Argh! We be off to find treasure beyond the Red Hot Sea. Steady she goes Mr. Fifi... chips ahoy! *Thinks* Now if I only had an eyepatch..." - CrankyTemplar
"*sigh. . . * The others just don't understand, sometimes being dead is just such a bummer. . . ." - YakkyJackie
"*singing* I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes but Boys. Don't. Cry." - Rytalin
"Your determination is admirable, Xev, but the dead just do not appreciate the value of a good ""hummer." - Sarcasmagoria"
I wish they would give me better conditioner for this damn hair. LOOK AT IT! It's so lifeless...erm...Oh yeah..nm." - trillian
"I love this hairstyle. I mean, do I have a sexy neck, or what?" - StormBorn
"I'm sorry Mommy, I promise never to do that nasty boy thing again..." - cyfigirl"
"darn, I can't find my zipper in this outfit again." - NinaX"
Kai: Yes, I did kill the first guy, but I have *NO* idea where the other two corpses came from." - CrankyTemplar
"My butt is cooked and stuck on the wall." - emma_peel
"Fifi: To the right just a bit - now down - a leeetle to the left. Yeah THAT'S the itchy spot" - Logan55
"I'm feeling fried, how about you FiFi?" - trillian
"{cue music} How d'you do I...see you've met my...faithful haaaandyman..." - Sarcasmagoria
"Dude, I'm tellin' ya; this thorn is way more bitch than Venice Beach even! I mean, duuuuuude, we're cut and buff! Come hang with us, we'll hook you up, man! Seriously." -BC
"Fifi: No really Man, I Swear I see little green smurfs running up and down the pole! Kai/prince: No way. I tell you it's the shrooms, they screw with your brain!" - NinaX
"Fifi: Happy Bob's Comet Day Stan, only this time, you get a free trip off the city." - CrankyTemplar
"Holy crap, I can't believe they just stormed the damn plane and dragged me off! (I wonder where they're holding Nigel?), I won't go to Iceland, Dammit! Just untie me you fanatics! I'll sign your bloody autographs! *sob!* gawd, I need a cigarette! (**dedicated to the MM/NB UnCon fans :) - BlackCloud - Winning Kaption Session 1
"*grunt, pant* All right Paul . . . urgh . . I'll sign the season four contract . . . just unlock these d*mn restraints!" - thefrey
"I hate career day! " - Logan55
"Will you get that beam out of my ear?? It's gonna give me a fungus or something!" - Rytalin
"Word to Ya Mother!" - emma_peel
"CHARLIE HORSE, CHARLIE HORSE! gah!" - trillian
"F%#@*!! HOUDINI!(where's that gaddamn key!) Forget the immersion tank! FORGET THE IMMERSION TANK!" - BlackCloud
"Kai: So you expect me to talk? Ajudicator: We don't expect anything expect for you to die and for it to be a cheap funeral. Kai: I am dead. Ajudicator: Then we'll make you more dead!" - CrankyTemplar