Kai's Komic Kaptions 1
"What's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?" - YakkyJackie
"Yes, it’s an amazing deodorant…" - progressor
"790 realizes too late that Kai is 'one of them robo-sexuals.' - Sarcasmagoria
"Kai: "Alas, poor Yorick, I... Waitaminute, you're not Yorick!" 790: "Well, you're not Hamlet so drop me you yellow-eyed freak!" - BC
"Boy, that stuff really packs a WOLLUP! Another round, bartender!" - "Kelly Barton"
"790, who's the deadis't of them all?" - emma_peel
"We're going to have soooo much fun, 790. I found a body for you, just let me get you off this shelf" - laela
"When Stan & Xev are fast asleep, Kai likes to play ""Tarzan & Jane"" with 790." - Aurora
"::sings:: I've got a lovely bunch of robot heads. Twiddleleedee. All of them standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head." - Chibi-Pez
"Kai: O.K. Let us try this one more time. Who's your daddy?" - NinaX
"Yes, dear, that love-slave transformation was not a big deal. I mean, you can hardly see the difference. " - progressor
"In this scene - later edited - Kai and Zev sing a poignant rendition of ‘There's a Place For Us.’" - Sarcasmagoria
"Ever have on of those dreams where you forget to wear your pants?" - seawitch
"Xev: Hasn't squish grown? Kai: Urm..Yeah." - trillian
*singing* "Somewhere, there's a place for us. Somewhere, a time and place for us. Somewhere, out there..." - Kelly Barton
"Zev found one way to get to 2nd base with him." - emma_peel
"Zev: I Do! Kai: What? Hey! Wait a minute..." - Aurora
"Zev: LOOK Kai! Look right there. That is how a Living man does it! Kai: No...no..NOOOooooooo!" - NinaX
"Wait, you guys told me I was playing the lead in 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat!' What's with the flying bugs?" - Aleck Bennett
"Okay, who put the fried egg on my costume?" - Liz J.
"Really! These Versace gigs are the worst with the lights!" - progressor
"Squadron leader, you should have thought of that BEFORE we left Brunnis." - "seawitch"
"For the last &(*# time, my call sign is not 'Deadmeat!!!' - Sarcasmagoria
"In a minute! I'm almost done!" - Logan55
"Kai: No! I said YOUR LEFT you idiot!" - NinaX
"Kai: Guys, I don't think I'm going to live through this. Obi-Wan and the other voices in my head keep telling me to crash into His Shadow's control pod." - CrankyTemplar