Kai's Komic Kaptions 1

"What's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?" - YakkyJackie

"Yes, it’s an amazing deodorant…" - progressor

"790 realizes too late that Kai is 'one of them robo-sexuals.' - Sarcasmagoria 

"Kai: "Alas, poor Yorick, I... Waitaminute, you're not Yorick!"   790: "Well, you're not Hamlet so drop me you yellow-eyed freak!" - BC

"Boy, that stuff really packs a WOLLUP! Another round, bartender!" -  "Kelly Barton" 

"790, who's the deadis't of them all?" - emma_peel

"We're going to have soooo much fun, 790. I found a body for you, just let me get you off this shelf" - laela

"When Stan & Xev are fast asleep, Kai likes to play ""Tarzan & Jane"" with 790." -  Aurora

"::sings:: I've got a lovely bunch of robot heads. Twiddleleedee. All of them standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head." - Chibi-Pez

"Kai:  O.K. Let us try this one more time. Who's your daddy?" - NinaX

"Yes, dear, that love-slave transformation was not a big deal. I mean, you can hardly see the difference. "  - progressor

"In this scene - later edited - Kai and Zev sing a poignant rendition of ‘There's a Place For Us.’" - Sarcasmagoria

"Ever have on of those dreams where you forget to wear your pants?" - seawitch

"Xev: Hasn't squish grown?       Kai: Urm..Yeah." - trillian

*singing* "Somewhere, there's a place for us. Somewhere, a time and place for us. Somewhere, out there..." - Kelly Barton

"Zev found one way to get to 2nd base with him." - emma_peel

"Zev: I Do!   Kai: What? Hey! Wait a minute..." - Aurora

"Zev:  LOOK Kai! Look right there. That is how a Living man does it!  Kai: No...no..NOOOooooooo!" - NinaX


"Wait, you guys told me I was playing the lead in 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat!' What's with the flying bugs?" - Aleck Bennett

"Okay, who put the fried egg on my costume?" - Liz J.

"Really! These Versace gigs are the worst with the lights!" - progressor

"Squadron leader, you should have thought of that BEFORE we left Brunnis." - "seawitch"

"For the last &(*# time, my call sign is not 'Deadmeat!!!' - Sarcasmagoria

"In a minute! I'm almost done!" - Logan55

"Kai:  No! I said YOUR LEFT you idiot!" - NinaX

"Kai: Guys, I don't think I'm going to live through this. Obi-Wan and the other voices in my head keep telling me to crash into His Shadow's control pod." - CrankyTemplar

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