Ohhhh, you are so screwed man. " - trillian
"'Join the Brunnen-G Army,' he said. 'You'll be a hero,' he said. 'Travel the Universe and meet beautiful women,' he said. Oo, if I *ever* get my hands on that recruiter, I swear I'm gonna..." - Sarcasmagoria
"Brain has perform illegal operations, will shut down in 5,4,3,2." - emma_peel
"I'll take giant bug ships for $300.00" - Logan55
"Stan's been sneaking stuff into Kai's protoblood, trying to disprove that whole *the dead do not get high* thing. Now Kai's dumb as a sack o' rocks." - Aurora
"Kai: Ohh no you don't..not this time.. You KNOW I do not like green eggs and ham." NinaX
"Too late, Michael realizes that he really shouldn't have p*ssed off the lighting crew." - YakkyJackie
"Kai wakes up after a night of Dew and chocolate." - trillian
"FIRE BAD!!!!!!!! Ooo, is that fondue?" - Rytalin
"When I find out who put the Lexx goo down my pants, they're going to be REALLY sorry!" - Doffy
"All work and no play makes Kai a dull boy. All work and no play makes Kai a dull boy. All work and no play..." - Sarcasmagoria
"I knew I shouldn't have drank all those boiler-makers!!!" - "Kelly Barton"
"QUIET! Can't you see I have a hang-over!!" - Kelly Barton
"Stanley, if you wake me to complain that Lykka is smooth 'round the bend again, I won't be responsible for my ACTIONS!" - Kelly Barton
"Burpppppppppp!" - emma_peel
"Mad Kai was very angry to hear he'd just been voted off the Lexx. Sulking, he stalked off to plot his revenge." - BlackCloud
"On long, lonely voyages through the Dark Zone, Kai can sometimes be coaxed into telling scary assassin stories with a flashlight under his chin." - Aurora
"*The Dead do not photograph well when asked to wear yellow contacts that itch." - NinaX
"I’m telling you, Mr. Hoffa, the scaffolding is rock solid, here." - progressor
"Erm...I can't think of a caption for this except... THUD" - trillian
"There's people who have been waiting a long time for this moment, so come over here and take your medicine, Miss Aguilera. It won't hurt...much."
- Sarcasmagoria"C'mere, little girl! I have candy!" - PrimaNightwind
"I'll save you, little girl! (Save you for *later*!)" - PrimaNightwind
"You won't believe the size of this button!" - reggemS
"'Welcome to my parlor,' said the spider to the fly. " - Kelly Barton
"'Come my lady, come come, my Lady. You're by butterfly. Sugar! Baby!' * Kchink! * Crazy Town" - BC
"I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Donovan. Don't be nervous. Yes, just a little...bit...closer. Behind my back? *laughs* Nothing! Don't be silly; uh, couldn't we get just a bit.... *KTWHACK!* Perfect. Cut!" - BlackCloud
"Right this way - the dentist will see you now" - Logan55
"Read between the lines." - emma_peel
"Come 'ere Paul, I want to *chat* with you about this hairdo you've inflicted upon me." - thefrey
"Come on now I won't hurt you." - NinaX
"...And, for even more body and volume, try our new Hair Maximizer attatchment!" - Aleck Bennett
"Here he is, Mr. Dead! *smile at the audience Kai, you won!* " - trillian
"And this will keep my bun in place during those flying leaps off buildings, the Lexx, etc.?" - MicroMary
"Okay, cue song by Irene Cara, cut to the scene on the chair . . ." - Rytalin
"They're trying to read my thoughts I tell you! This keeps the voices in my head far, far away." - Doffy
"I'm not sure this is good for decarbonized hair, are you certain that it is safe?" - PrimaNightwind
"Does this come is assassin black?" - PrimaNightwind
"On MedSat we meet such innnnnnteresting people, with such innnnnteresting hairdos..." - Sarcasmagoria
"Kai thinking: Bio-feedback? Doesn't one need a little 'bio' to feedback? What part of *dead* don't they understand?" - BC
"Finally, I'm Queen for a Day." - emma_peel
"For a limited time only, you can have this lovely hand-crafted pepper shaker for the low low price of just 19.95! (plus 3.95 S/H) Have your credit card ready and call now, operators are standing by. Not sold in any stores. Satisfaction guaranteed." - Logan55
"Kai, still trying for that World Record, takes precise measurements of the Bun, twice a day." - Aurora
"Dead Guy Power Ranger. " - NinaX