The walk to the Halifax drunk tank
is never fun once the sun is up. - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 53
The walk to the Halifax drunk tank
is never fun once the sun is up. - theFrey
Kai: I told you, you have the wrong guy! I did not try to steal tampons!!! - liev4life
Kai is busted by the fashion police for wearing the same thing for 4,000 years. - PeridotEyes
Kai singing: Let me see you 1,2 step, I like it when you 1,2 step! Come on lets dance with the FBI!!!!! - liev4life
The van was quickly evacuated after Kai's body let out a four thousand year old fart! - Macott
No animals where hurt in the production of Lexx. However some thespians where bit and clawed dragging the animals to their marks for filming.- Raven495
Like I told you guys earlier. The dead do not get arrested! - P_T_Bando
MM: *grumbling*: When I said they'd need a swat team to get me to finish this season...
Michael and the lexx crew practices for the audition of Chicago - liev4life
DID YOU KNOW?!? Fig. 1 [left] ("The little people" often referred to in Oscar thank-you speeches.) These hard core thespians are responsible for bailing the "stars" out of jail/rehab every morning and making sure there stomach/colon is pumped. After hours of make-up and Valium; the actors are "ready for there close-up". Here we see "TLP" dragging the stars of LEXX [1997] to their marks; kicking and screaming all the way.. - Raven495
Kai: The dead do *NOT* can-can. - Erin
Xev! A little warm water here
please. Xev! Kai, tell Xev to quit laughing and unstick me right now! - theFrey
I know I told you to chill out, Kai, but this is ridiculous! - jack5285
Stan: This is my latest creation! I will call him kai-enstein!! Muahhahahahahaha... - liev4life
Here it is, the new and improved Kai-in-the-Box! Call now! - jack5285
Does this refrigerator make me look fat? - PeridotEyes
Zev! Come quick, Kai got stuck in the keggerator again. - P_T_Bando
Most people think that by sealing their undead assassin in a fridge that he will keep longer. This is a mistake. - Acox1217
Does it look like I am comfortable
Xenia? You see what you have to do to fit into your costume if you stay out
every night drinking. - theFrey
Kai grouses under his breath: Even when I'm trying to chill out this t#### tries to ruin it. -liev4life
Xev still doesn't get the point of chiropractic treatment. - PeridotEyes
Xenia, tell the wardrobe lady I apologize. And then ask her if she can please adjust this collar! - Cheddar
Excuse me, I just need the martini olives. - P_T_Bando
Where will you be when your diarrhea
returns? - theFrey
Kai: Should of used Preparation H. - liev4life
Kai: I will not resist you, Soldier. I am going to quit while I am ahead! - DBullis
Sorry Mike, it's going to take another twenty minutes to sweat off enough of last nights binge to get you into your costume. - Yakkie Jackie
I swear I don't know the location of the secret microfilm. - P_T_Bando
It was an emotional session, and while Xev is glad Kai is now in touch with his feelings and needs, she just wishes that he 'needed' to hold on to her for emotional support and not Stan. - theFrey
Kai: *wakes up* huh? where are we? Stan: oh Kai, u forgot your motion sickness pills, puked all over Xev and fainted. Need a bucket buddy? Kai: the dead do not puke they let out excessive gas Stanley -liev4life
Kai: Xev, mixing my protoblood with vodka does NOT work getting me in bed. - silversurfer
Kai: 6,000 bottle of queer on the call, 9,000 wottles a weer. lake em up pass me a cup 96,000 uhh... *thump* - liev4life
I wonder if he's gonna have a hangover tomorrow? - whisst
Hey Xev, I think my parasitic twin likes you.- P_T_Bando
Stan: Sci fi logo is giving Kai the eye! -liev4life
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