"Geeze, It was all just a bad
dream, I never said stuff like 'The dead don't poo......' and my hair was never
in a bouffant...." - thefreyMcManus Komic Kaptions 22
"Geeze, It was all just a bad
dream, I never said stuff like 'The dead don't poo......' and my hair was never
in a bouffant...." - thefrey
"An exasperated Michael insists, once again, that he had nothing to do with picking out the crappy curtains for this scene...." - NB1
"Okay, my interview with the new producer is in five minutes.. I've got to remember not to say 'The dead do not audition'." - mayaxiong
"Yet another person who falls asleep while trying to meditate." - StormBorn
"Someday I'll get a really *good* role. Someday...someday I'll play a dead man with great hair!" - StormBorn
"If I can look like if I was frozen in a cryopod? is this good enough? do I get the job?" - tommen
"Did I really eat that whole thing? *groan*" - MadBetty
"Man, that was a long flight to LA. And I've got an interview with William Morris in half an hour... must stay awake... snnnnnnzzzzzzzzz..." - dgrequeen
"...and I swear to you, I'll never complain about the stifling, hot cryopod ever again! Just please, please let me get this part!" - PrimaNightwind
"I know, I feel the same thing on blind dates." - emma_peel
"Thinking to himself: Okay, just close your eyes, when you open them that awful 'We' logo will be gone and the good old Sci-Fi planet will be there like it's always been..." - DalekTek790
"Ready to energize captain..." - Griever
"After playing a dead man for 6 years, Michael may need a refresher course in Facial Expression." - Aurora
"MM: Go to hell everyone... Take me to my cryopod..." - Malina
"..and then you hold your
little finger out like this and wa-la! Instant class with a capital 'C'" -
theFrey
"Michael tries to impress the pretty girl with his 'shadow puppet' skills...." - NB
"She plays along and agrees that, yes, that really *is* the best place
on the tree for such a special ornament." - Logan55
"I told you already Michael, I don't want to watch you imitate Ralph
Macchio doing the 'crane' stance!!" - mayaxiong
"No, I got here on a *boat*. A boat. You know?" - StormBorn
"Michael: Helloooo! Garçon! If you would be so kind, could we get a couple of white wines here?" - dgrequeen
"The woman in white refuses to believe that Michael's last hair do was that high off the ground...." - Griever
"I'm impressed, a date with the Lady of the Lake. Maybe he can hook me up with Arthur." - emma_peel
"The wheel, it turns, it comes around..." - DalekTek790
"Tinkerbell, play nice! Wendy and I are just friends! 'Psychotic robot heads, murderous fairies, Kai droolers' - Michael seems doomed to playing the unrequited love object of bizarre creatures." - Aurora
"MM: YUUOOHYAAAA! I have a black belt in karate!!" - Malina
"Of course I love you, you're
not part cluster lizard, what's not to love." - theFrey
"McManus: A Ha! I see you are armed!!!" - NB1
"Michael: Oh shit, hide me, I see old Kai droolers coming this way! Girlie: What's a Kai drooler? 'The Year is 2025...'" - mayaxiong
"If you come back to me, I swear I'll get you that boob job." - StormBorn
"Michael: Shh, don't turn around! There's Paul Donovan. I heard he was thinking about a Lexx revival. No, don't look!" - dgrequeen
"I believe this shoulder is infected, but I will have to examine it closer to be certain. No, this is not a cheap excuse to feel you up..." - DalekTek790
"Michael thinking: GODDAMMIT! i thought they'd never find me here! Must think of a way to get rid of them... Michael (uncomfortably) : Hello....fans..." - Griever
"Help me lady, I'm being followed by a pack of drooling necrophiliacs! No, really! I'll explain later, just pleeeeease Hide Me Now!" -Aurora
"MM: Wait here, honey... You, guys, what are you looking at, huh?!" - Malina
"What do you mean you don't
find me irresistibly sexy? Are you blind or what??!!??" - theFrey
"Look into my eyes and repeat after me, 'I am a love slave, created to please a man, I know about man's sick need for penetration, I...' oh, forget it!! If I buy ya a nice dinner, will ya do it then???" - NB1
"You *will* THUD." -
lafemmenikita
"You mean I tried the pout and that didn't work? You mean I've
lost my THUD powers now that the BUN IS GONE?!!? ACK!" - mayaxiong
"So I killed the sister you didn't even know for her money -- is that a good reason to turn down someone as all - out gorgeous as me? Just imagine what this mouth can do." - StormBorn
"Come on...be nice, I really need a shag! what?! if I put my wig on? hm...oh well...ok, ok!" - tommen
"What d'ya mean, you're late! How late is 'late'?!?" - dgrequeen
"What, *me* put on a silly wig and a hookrug costume for a part? No! Tchuh! What?" - dgrequeen
"Michael: What do you mean you prefer men with LONGER hair?!!!!" - Griever
"MM thinking: Don't blink, can't let her win, don't blink." - emma_peel
"Michael: What do you mean the dead do not drool?!" - Griever
"MM very worried: Did you just say your wearing my underwear?!" - Griever
"Michael to agent: No ****ing way!! Im not doing wearing the Kai outfit again! And don't you dare get me into another series of the 'L' word... (shudders)." - Griever
"Frey gives Michael his very own Kai Klone." - Aurora
"Did I call you beautiful? No?... Damn, I was
right!" - Malina
"Okay. Who the hell thought
that ugly sunglasses on a string was a *good* wardrobe idea?!!??" -
theFrey
"Wait till she notices her favorite sunglasses are missing; that'll teach the bitch not to hide the hair dye on me again!!!!" - NB1
"Thinking to himself: Oh yes, they're looking at me all right. I'll just keep staring off in another direction and pretend not to notice..." - lafemmenikita
"Michael in his latter days as an actor, trying desperately to win that George Hamilton look-alike contest, but loses on account of the Irish tan." - mayaxiong
"Is that a carrot? That's not a carrot, is it? I'm sure that's a carrot..." - StormBorn
"On this week's episode of Mike-vivor, Michael judges the Droolers to see who can get through the shark-infested waters to him the fastest." - StormBorn
"Michael sings to himself: I'm too sexy for my... uh... sunglasses!" - dgrequeen
"I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can I can see my dreams." - emma_peel
"Michael McManus, on location at the Eye of Orion, tries out for the part of Doctor Who." - DalekTek790
"MM poses as a blind man on a nudist beach in his new role in 'Oblivious Man'..." - Great Osmosis
"MM thinking: So now I've got dweeby sunglasses and 'newscaster' hair. Dammit, I KNEW all that complaining I did about the bun and braid would make wardrobe karma come back and bite me in the butt!" - Sarcasmagoria
"Xenia and Brain will never find me here (evil laugh)" - darkcrow23
"Hey, wait a minute... Who's that handsome guy with gorgeous legs?" - Malina