"Aw Cripes! My d*mn OnStar
isn't working again! I'll bet that stupid operator is bonking that Batman creep
again" - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 30
"Aw Cripes! My d*mn OnStar
isn't working again! I'll bet that stupid operator is bonking that Batman creep
again" - theFrey
"Damned rental moths, something's always broken" - Wild Woman
"Kai falls asleep at the wheel of the moth after one too many proto-blood kegger parties..." - mayaxiong
"Kai: Wait, this isn't a space map at all. It's a diagram of subplots and story arcs in 'Babylon 5.' No wonder I was so lost." - DalekTek790
"Blasted SciFi gerbils, I always lose the signal here." - PeridotEyes
"MM: Ah this celebrity security device should work against those nasty gerbils and droolers." - darkcrow23
"How come I can't get FM on this radio? Blasted rental Moth." - Wild Woman
"Xev on the transmitter: We have a big surprise for you Kai, Tina's here on the Lexx waiting for you!! Kai??? Kai??? Kai, are you there????" - NB1
"Who said the dead do not
pout? Sure looks like the beginning of one to me." - theFrey
"This rental has no pickup" - PeridotEyes
"Michael reads the instructions for filing for unemployment... Gah, who'd have thought it would lead to this..." - mayaxiong
"Maybe I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque..." - Flamegrape
"MM realizes his thud powers are gone" - darkcrow23
"Kai ponders whether or not to tell Xev and Stan he's not dead just joking around" - darkcrow23
"Although Kai contains the memories of the thousands of people HDS killed, he still has a hard time driving a stick shift." - Wild Woman
"Kai: The dead do not ask for directions...the dead *will* not ask for directions...ah s**t. I'm lost...
" - Griever
"Oh MY God! That player is
soooo good looking! I just can't take my eyes off of him." - theFrey
"You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you" - PeridotEyes
"Kai even drools for himself!" - PeridotEyes
"Xev Queen, please tell the Scifi logo I'm not talking to him right now." - LastOfTheBrunnenG
"Damn, I'm good!" - PeridotEyes
"Kai: Xev, you really should think about investing in some underwear..." - Griever
"King-Kai: You really think they're buying this 'other-zone' crap?" - LexxLurker
"MM watches helplessly as the others go to lunch and forget he's stuck
in the floor of the chess board.. 'Hey, wait, could someone light a ciggie and put it in my mouth?
I don't have any hands!'" - mayaxiong
"Michael: Hey Brian, is that you? I got in another fight with the set-dresser; Could you help me out from here?" - DalekTek790
"You'll come back and dig me up later, won't you?" - Flamegrape
"MM: No, Brian, it would NOT be funny if you peed on me right now!!" - NB
"I'm so board. hahaha get it! boarded. Complete silence and sound of crickets for that dead joke." - GotHope
"Kai Player offscreen: ack the 'pout' is working on *me* now" - darkcrow
"Is it just me or does he look like he's up to his neck in bubble bath?" - PeridotEyes
"AHHHH!!!! Where did those bags under my eyes come from??? Quick, someone fix those lights!!" - canuk1
"King me Kai." - theFrey
"At least there are no Droolers here, so quit your bitching, McManus" - Wild Woman
"I don't care whose idea this was, this chair doesn't fit me!" - PeridotEyes
"Kai: I'm SO kicking your ass" - PeridotEyes
"Prince: Care for a game of twister?" - PeridotEyes
"Prince: So this is your butterfly collection, impressive!" - LexxLurker
"Prince: Lovely rotisserie you have there Kai, but I don't think the chicken's quite done yet." - mayaxiong
"Kai: How come when you're dungeon master I can never find a way *out* of the maze?" - DalekTek790
"You sunk my battleship." - DalekTek790
"I own Park place with a hotel on it. Pay up!" - Flamegrape
"McManus: Nigel, do you think Paul will be upset when he discovers the drawer from his filing cabinet is missing??" - NB1
"Kai: I believe I had a queen before I went off to shoo away the droolers. Prince: No, no. The board is how you left it." - DalekTek790
"MM: This Fussball table sucks..." - Griever
"Kai: You lose that round Prince, now you have to take something off....." - NB1
"It was this or stay for the UnCon, quitcher bitchin, MaManus." - Wild Woman
"Michael and Nigel cash in their LEXX cred for starring role's in David Lynch's remake of 'Searching for Bobby Fischer.' - Sarcasmagoria
"There isn't enough Kai character
on the Little Blue Planet to keep Michael from beaming! Tonight they disassemble
this d*mn set! Hooray!" - theFrey
"He's so happy it's hard to be sad at the end of Lexx." - PeridotEyes
"Only five more to go, yippee!" - PeridotEyes
"MM: Oh yeah this is real funny guys,...just leave me here on the last day of filming like this why dont'cha....guys?...? hey come back here!...oh s**t....help? somebody?..." - Griever
"Xev: Kai have you seen Vlad-Bishop, she disappeared under the board a few minutes ago?" - LexxLurker
"Kai thinking:If they only knew that I could get it up the whole time...heh heh" - mayaxiong
"Heh heh. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition." - DalekTek790
"They have no idea I'm not wearing any pants!" - Flamegrape
"Paul: Has anyone seen the female extras??? What do you mean they're under the chessboard set?? What are they doing there?????" - NB1
"For someone's head that just got chopped of from the guillotine, he's quite happy." - GotHope
"King Kai thinking: Hehe we are soo losing but I'm loving it" - darlcrow23
"King Kai is the only one who knows he gets to board Xev before the end" - Wild Woman
"Tourist: I remember the time when all you had to do was leave your hand and footprints in the cement at Gruman's Chinese Theater...Boy, things sure have changed..." - NB1
"MM: Left a bit...no right...ahhhh that's the spot... PD: Michael is there someone under there? MM: (sh*t) er no...no-one..nope...not at all..." - Griever
"MM thinks happy thoughts: Nearly free of the hair...nearly" - Griever