Kai's Komic Kaptions 29

"Okay... Cut! Cut! MIchael? Mikkke! Aw for pete's sake, will someone wake him up again and get him over to studio two for the next shot. - theFrey

"MM in a rather drunken voice: I'll have another Beckshhhhh...." - Griever

"and this is your Assassin on drugs..." - PeridotEyes

"Who spiked my protoblood?" - PeridotEyes

"MM recalls what happened at last years uncon and collapses. (Have fun at uncon guys and gals)" - darkcrow23

"He's dreaming of being an Border collie watching sheep." - GotHope

"What an Actor. He sprawls better than anyone I've ever seen." - PeridotEyes

"MM: For God's sake, the next time you announce the Lunch Truck is here, let me get out of the way first!!!!!" - NB1

"Michael singing drunkenly: When Irish eyes are happy......what? Is it 5 o'clock already? Gah, I have to get to the set.. hell of a St. Patrick's Day party....    Brian off screen: Mikey, you're going to have to stop sleeping at the Shoe Shop..."  - mayaxiong

"Stan: See Xev! This is what happens when we let 790 have his way with him! " - Wolvie

"Are we (hic) there yet?" - PeridotEyes

"I *said* lemme out, I'm gonna hurl." - PeridotEyes



"Umm, Paul. Those don't look like the extra's I saw this morning, weren't the FBI agents suppose to be guys? And those guns, they are props right? Paul....?" - theFrey

"Kai: No I am not Captain Black and I have never heard of any Mysterons..." - Griever

"He looks so cute when he's stoned." - PeridotEyes

"Kai in a stoned voice:  Xev what's armed robbery?. Xev offscreen: Don't look at me your the brains of this outfit.   Kai:  Outfit? I don't remember buying any outfit." - darkcrow23

"...Fair enough. Now, why am I on Tatooine?" - DalekTek790

"Oh, man ! Do I look as bad as I feel?" - canuk

"I'm begging you, please don't make me do the spinoff!" - PeridotEyes

"Dude!"- GotHope

"'Whaddya mean I *look* like I've got a stick up my butt? I HAVE!" - PeridotEyes

"Announcer: Hello, this is Kai, pale and living in horrible conditions and frankly near death. You can help, by sending your donations to: Save the Kai Foundation, N.Y., N.Y." - NB1

"MM: ""Damn, I wish I hadn't had that bran muffin and cup of coffee an hour ago...Paul!! Can I take a quick break?!   Paul: No, we're shooting   MM:  ...Whoopsie.." - mayaxiong

"Kai thinks: Who is that extremely good looking guy over there?....oh its a mirror...heh well I guess the dead are gorgeous!" - Griever



"What are you guys up to whispering over there? I'm telling you I do not look like a younger Sarek, and I am definitely not joining the ST franchise. I've had it with the bad hair do's and I absolutely *refuse* to wear pointy ears.  - theFrey

"These desert getaways are so overrated" - darkcrow23

"Could you move the cue card closer? I can't make that out." - DalekTek790

"Dazed and confused, the Assassin wonders if it's over yet." - PeridotEyes

"MM: Downey, make yourself useful and fetch me some sunglasses and Chapstick, will Ya???" - NB1

"MM grumbling: Why do I see two cue cards, and two cameras.....and ..two Xevs....?...hic! I hope everyone had as good a St. Patty's day as I did!" - mayaxiong

"Kai learns he's been voted off the island." - Logan55



"Ummm, Stan. Why does Kai keep intoning 'In the year 2000' in that high weird voice?" - theFrey

"I'm cool, I'm cool, let me out already." - PeridotEyes

"I must be beautiful or die..." - PeridotEyes

"All right, Xev, I promise to bring you to the edge of sexual ecstasy, just let me out of this box." - PeridotEyes

"Xev That's what you get for playing hide and go seek in the fridge Kai." - darkcrow23

"Stan:  ...okay, add 9, carry the 1... Xev, do you have a pad and paper?  Kai: The answer is 666, you idiot!  Stan: Darn, you made me forget where I was. Let's see here, the crazy man said to start with 9 and 73..." - DalekTek790

"This is NOT in my CONTRACT!" -  PeridotEyes

"Kai: Uh, excuse me Moe and Curley, did anybody think that while my body is being preserved, my heads gonna rot off!!!????" - NB1

"Xev: Kai! Shut up unless you want to spend another 15 minutes in Time-Out!" - LexxLurker 

"Kai is silently smirking to himself knowing that Xev is unaware that he is naked inside the fridge...." - mayaxiong

"I don't know. I find it REALLY hard to believe this is what the doc had in mind when he said to ice the back muscles. - Wordsmith

"Kai:  Stan, Xev is calling me names.  Stan: Ok you guys don't make have to separate you two. Cripes their both over 4,000 and they act like children" - darkcrow23

"Kai singing: I'm too sexy for my fridge...." - Griever



"Honest Paul, I promise to lay off the Beck's, now come on, let me out of the sauna okay?." - theFrey

"All right, I promise not to do it again." - PeridotEyes

"MM thinking: and I thought it was hot in the cryopod, get the shot already." - PeridotEyes

"Ah, the true cost of beauty..." - PeridotEyes

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." - PeridotEyes

"*choke* *gasp* 'I told you I take a size 16 collar, this size 15 is killing me. Wardrobe!" - PeridotEyes

"Okay guys jokes over lemme out. Guys? Hey where did you go? Come on I promise not to probe you anymore. I mean it this time" - darkcrow23

"The dead do not make good knickknacks. Now I'm going to ask you one more time; what did you do with my body, Xev?" - DalekTek790

"Kai: The dead do not apologize....the dead do no...ah hell I'm sorry now lemme out will ya?" - Griever

"Look at that exhaust. Who put unleaded in him?" - GotHope

"Get that d@mned *logo* out of my HAIR!" - PeridotEyes

"After serious financial problems at Salter Street, they have decided to auction off the actual head of Kai on E-Bay...." - NB1

"Xev, please tell me you did NOT give my body to 790!" - kraisins

"Kai's new career as the latest addition to the Young Frankenstein display of anthropology skulls....'Kai, 6000 years dead'"  -mayaxiong

"PLEASE, can we sent the costume to the cleaners this time???" - canuk

"P U, when Kai said he had gas he wasn't kidding." - Wild Woman

"Eew, Stan, the protoblood's spoiling, and Kai's getting ripe." - Wild Woman


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