"Okay... Cut! Cut! MIchael?
Mikkke! Aw for pete's sake, will someone wake him up again and get him over to
studio two for the next shot. - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 29
"Okay... Cut! Cut! MIchael?
Mikkke! Aw for pete's sake, will someone wake him up again and get him over to
studio two for the next shot. - theFrey
"MM in a rather drunken voice: I'll have another Beckshhhhh...." - Griever
"and this is your Assassin on drugs..." - PeridotEyes
"Who spiked my protoblood?" - PeridotEyes
"MM recalls what happened at last years uncon and collapses. (Have fun at uncon guys and gals)" - darkcrow23
"He's dreaming of being an Border collie watching sheep." - GotHope
"What an Actor. He sprawls better than anyone I've ever seen." - PeridotEyes
"MM: For God's sake, the next time you announce the Lunch Truck is here, let me get out of the way first!!!!!" - NB1
"Michael singing drunkenly: When Irish eyes are happy......what? Is it 5 o'clock already? Gah, I have to get to the set.. hell of a St. Patrick's Day party.... Brian off screen: Mikey, you're going to have to stop sleeping at the Shoe Shop..." - mayaxiong
"Stan: See Xev! This is what happens when we let 790 have his way with him! " - Wolvie
"Are we (hic) there yet?" - PeridotEyes
"I *said* lemme out, I'm gonna hurl." - PeridotEyes
"Umm, Paul. Those don't look
like the extra's I saw this morning, weren't the FBI agents suppose to be guys?
And those guns, they are props right? Paul....?" - theFrey
"Kai: No I am not Captain Black and I have never heard of any Mysterons..." - Griever
"He looks so cute when he's stoned." - PeridotEyes
"Kai in a stoned voice: Xev what's armed robbery?. Xev offscreen: Don't look at me your the brains of this outfit. Kai: Outfit? I don't remember buying any outfit." - darkcrow23
"...Fair enough. Now, why am I on Tatooine?" - DalekTek790
"Oh, man ! Do I look as bad as I feel?" - canuk
"I'm begging you, please don't make me do the spinoff!" - PeridotEyes
"Dude!"- GotHope
"'Whaddya mean I *look* like I've got a stick up my butt? I HAVE!" - PeridotEyes
"Announcer: Hello, this is Kai, pale and living in horrible conditions and frankly near death. You can help, by sending your donations to: Save the Kai Foundation, N.Y., N.Y." - NB1
"MM: ""Damn, I wish I hadn't had that bran muffin and cup of coffee an hour ago...Paul!! Can I take a quick break?! Paul: No, we're shooting MM: ...Whoopsie.." - mayaxiong
"Kai thinks: Who is that extremely good looking guy over there?....oh its a mirror...heh well I guess the dead are gorgeous!" - Griever
"What are you guys up to
whispering over there? I'm telling you I do not look like a younger Sarek, and I
am definitely not joining the ST franchise. I've had it with the bad hair do's
and I absolutely *refuse* to wear pointy ears. - theFrey
"These desert getaways are so overrated" - darkcrow23
"Could you move the cue card closer? I can't make that out." - DalekTek790
"Dazed and confused, the Assassin wonders if it's over yet." - PeridotEyes
"MM: Downey, make yourself useful and fetch me some sunglasses and Chapstick, will Ya???" - NB1
"MM grumbling: Why do I see two cue cards, and two cameras.....and ..two Xevs....?...hic! I hope everyone had as good a St. Patty's day as I did!" - mayaxiong
"Kai learns he's been voted off the island." - Logan55
"Ummm, Stan. Why does Kai
keep intoning 'In the year 2000' in that high weird voice?" - theFrey
"I'm cool, I'm cool, let me out already." - PeridotEyes
"I must be beautiful or die..." - PeridotEyes
"All right, Xev, I promise to bring you to the edge of sexual ecstasy, just let me out of this box." - PeridotEyes
"Xev That's what you get for playing hide and go seek in the fridge Kai." - darkcrow23
"Stan: ...okay, add 9, carry the 1... Xev, do you have a pad and paper? Kai: The answer is 666, you idiot! Stan: Darn, you made me forget where I was. Let's see here, the crazy man said to start with 9 and 73..." - DalekTek790
"This is NOT in my CONTRACT!" - PeridotEyes
"Kai: Uh, excuse me Moe and Curley, did anybody think that while my body is being preserved, my heads gonna rot off!!!????" - NB1
"Xev: Kai! Shut up unless you want to spend another 15 minutes in Time-Out!" - LexxLurker
"Kai is silently smirking to himself knowing that Xev is unaware that he is naked inside the fridge...." - mayaxiong
"I don't know. I find it REALLY hard to believe this is what the doc had in mind when he said to ice the back muscles. - Wordsmith
"Kai: Stan, Xev is calling me names. Stan: Ok you guys don't make have to separate you two. Cripes their both over 4,000 and they act like children" - darkcrow23
"Kai singing: I'm too sexy for my fridge...." - Griever
"Honest Paul, I promise to
lay off the Beck's, now come on, let me out of the sauna okay?." - theFrey
"All right, I promise not to do it again." - PeridotEyes
"MM thinking: and I thought it was hot in the cryopod, get the shot already." - PeridotEyes
"Ah, the true cost of beauty..." - PeridotEyes
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." - PeridotEyes
"*choke* *gasp* 'I told you I take a size 16 collar, this size 15 is killing me. Wardrobe!" - PeridotEyes
"Okay guys jokes over lemme out. Guys? Hey where did you go? Come on I promise not to probe you anymore. I mean it this time" - darkcrow23
"The dead do not make good knickknacks. Now I'm going to ask you one more time; what did you do with my body, Xev?" - DalekTek790
"Kai: The dead do not apologize....the dead do no...ah hell I'm sorry now lemme out will ya?" - Griever
"Look at that exhaust. Who put unleaded in him?" - GotHope
"Get that d@mned *logo* out of my HAIR!" - PeridotEyes
"After serious financial problems at Salter Street, they have decided to auction off the actual head of Kai on E-Bay...." - NB1
"Xev, please tell me you did NOT give my body to 790!" - kraisins
"Kai's new career as the latest addition to the Young Frankenstein display of anthropology skulls....'Kai, 6000 years dead'" -mayaxiong
"PLEASE, can we sent the costume to the cleaners this time???" - canuk
"P U, when Kai said he had gas he wasn't kidding." - Wild Woman
"Eew, Stan, the protoblood's spoiling, and Kai's getting ripe." - Wild Woman