Who knew it would be this
hard to find an agent? I'm an established star d*mn it! - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 35
Who knew it would be this
hard to find an agent? I'm an established star d*mn it! - theFrey
MM singing on the last shot: No more buns, no more hooks, no more cast members dirty looks. - darkcrow23
MM thinks to himself: One episode left. Just one more f*#@!%$ episode left, then back to what I really want to do. I want to *SING*! - LexxLurker
I dare you to knock this Sci-Fi logo off my shoulder. I dare you! - Wordsmith
Michael is miffed to find out that his costume will have a place of honor, on the floor, of the foyer, in a bed & breakfast, just outside of Halifax. - canuk
MM: Hmmph, the last episode and no one has bothered to even thank me for my brilliance this season.....(sniff)... - mayaxiong
McManus secretly exalts in the knowledge he's only days from a haircut. - PeridotEyes
I can't *wait* til this gig is over ... oops, did I say that out loud? - Wild Woman
Aw, crap. Here comes that life insurance salesman again. - sp0rk
Twelve movie offers, all to play a brooding ex-assassin.... I think I've been typecast. - Jade
Hmph! I coulda been a lawyer! Or a plumber! But noooooo..... I wanted to be an ACK-TOR! - dgrequeen
Disney Land my ass...I'm going to Cabo..." - ottokell
No, I didn't use Head And Shoulders, why do you ask? - ottokell
I am so glad this is the last time I have to wait for Stan to come out of that toilet..will you hurry up..I'm not going to hold the moth for you forever! - Ketana
Xev: I'll never let go Kai! I'll never let go... Kai: Do I look even remotely similar to Leonardo DiCapro to you?!? - kat_the_ripper
I should have used Preperation H! - TwilightRhapsody
What a fine time to get pulled over! Stupid expired tags! - TwilightRhapsody
Michael McManus thinks to himself: That's right take the money. Don't bother thinking what this will do to your carreer. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! - M2KOOL
Kai: *humph* Stay out here Kai to protect us. Be here with us Kai. Dont let us die Kai. *humph*... I should kill em'...kill em' all - Neko
MMM twack when the words
'Spin-off' and 'Guest Star' are used in the same sentence. - theFrey
Monk offscreen: Um did you know there's a mountain moving in your direction. Kai: Oh I wouldn't worry about that it's just more droolers on this planet looking for a date. - darkcrow23
'All your base are belong to us'? What the...? - DalekTek790
Kai wonders if a bad batch of fugu will do the job. - connyveidt
Crocodile Hunter voice over : Look,there's a grumpy Kai!! Are you feeling a bit grumpy today, Kai? - canuk
MM: Is that Patrick Swayze trying on my rainbow costume?? It sure looks
like him... what's he doing with that? Guest star??? What!!??? -
mayaxiong
Kai began to doubt the veracity of the Zen master when he stated that the meaning of life was 'buy low, sell high.' - Sarcasmagoria
Why are all these people staring at me? Is my wig on backwards?! - Jade
Oh my God! I got my legs crossed in lotus position and now I can't get out of it! Geez, I hope nobody notices. Ack! This is really starting to hurt. - dgrequeen
Kai: Poop-shute sewn up??? Boy, there are worse things than being dead!! OMG, I hope they don't sew anything up on Xev!!! If I become alive I have plans for her! - NB1
I should have used Preparation H... - ottokell
MM in a commercial: The new scent from Calvin Klein...'Dead Obsession.' - Nika
Got Protoblood?" - Nika
Hey, don't look at me, *YOUR* the one that smelled it! - FractleRift
Kai is supposed to be meditating, but he'd rather be perfecting his Clint Eastwood imitation. - StormBorn
Pepperoni or sausage? Mushroom or black olive? Hand-tossed or extra crispy? - StormBorn
Kai thinks: Damn, the dead *do* do sunglasses. - Gizmo LittleWing
Are you dissin' the bun? - TwilightRhapsody
Off Screen: Aaaand ACTION! McManus: In all the excitement I kind of lost count myself. Was it 5 shots? Or was it 6? The question you need to ask yourself is, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, ...Punk? Off Screen: And Cut! Print it! That was Great! McManus: I can understand doing a screen test for the 'Dirty Harry' remake, but why did you insist I wear the bun? - M2KOOL
Paul Donovan in an
exasperated tone: Oh for Christ's sake! Did some one mention guest appearances
to Michael again? Shouts: Michael come back! we've got one more episode to
do! - theFrey
Here kitty, kitty, kittttty - theBrother
Be verdy, vedy quiet we're hunting wabbits - theBrother
MM: I triped over a fan again - darkcrow23
Kai heads over to The Frey's place to talk about gratuitous butt shots - LexxLurker
Kai in his new position as hiking guide for the Transylvanian mountains... - mayaxiong
MM leaps into action, fleeing from the camera is not acting. - PeridotEyes
MM Thwack's next series on on the Oxygen Channel: 'The View' - PeridotEyes
Why do I *always* have to be 'it'? - Logan55
The odds-on favorite to be the winner on 'Survivor: Earth' - StormBorn
Inspired by the drum circle, Kai really starts to take this whole Primal Man Seminar seriously - StormBorn
Oh, goody! More vegetation! - StormBorn
I'd d*mn well better get paid extra for this butt shot! Gratuitous butt shots were *not* in my contract! - Jade
*puff, puff puff* I can do this! Criminy, I'm still young! I can make this hill! *puff puff puff* Maybe I shouldn't have had that last ciggy." - dgrequeen
MM: Oh, yes, and for anyone who had the audacity to *critique* me for anything this past season, Kiss This!!!!! - NB1
Michael to self: You would think that they would at least have a port-a-potty on location ....I'm a star, dammit!!!! - canuk
Damned mutt! Come back here with my brace! - ottokell
Kai is seen here running the marathon, and in the process, kills all of the other runners! - Nika
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! - Jack
Announcer's whispering voice: We must be very quiet....Ah, he's spotted us! And the elusive actor turns and runs. I guess there'll be no autographs today, ladies. - Insipida
Ack! Spider! Make it go away! WAAAAAH! - TwilightRhapsody
Police: HEY YOU! STOP YOU FREAK! This is a Public Park! Get back here!- M2KOOL
Narrator: ..And on the last day of shooting, this was the last Lex Giggerhoff ever saw of Michael McManus. Rumors ran rampant of Hollywood parties and sordid affairs, but what happened next when we return to 'Behind The Scenes: The Story of Lexx'. - M2KOOL
Xenia: All I know is
that Paul said it was a good deal. - theFrey
Xev: ah c'mon logo it won't be that bad. Kai: besides there's other shows besides this one you can bother. Xev: Kai be nice Kai: sorry. - darkcrow23
Xenia: In the five or six years that I've been on this damn show, not once have I actually seen that logo look directly back at me! Michael: Don't say anything else, and maybe it'll go away! - Nika
Kai: You're right Xev. Stanley is how shall we say...poorly equipped. - LexxLurker
Take a good look at it. That's one thing I'm *not* gonna miss! - connyveidt
Poor Michael, In all the times he and Xenia have played Hearts at lunch, he hasn't won a single game. - canuk
Xev: See Kai, I *told* you that they'd all watch the last show!!! - mayaxiong
OK, I'll do it, Kai, but I'd prefer if a part of you jumped down *my* throat. - Wild Woman
Kai: Xev, the logo appears to be ill. Xev: Maybe it needs to use the litter-box, Kai! - StormBorn
I'm sorry, Kai, but Stan was right. His *is* bigger. - Jade
Kai: And these are the headlights... - dgrequeen
Xenia: And Michael, since this is the next to last episode I feel I have to say what's in my heart, to let you know that I have loved you from the first time I saw you and..... Michael: Uh?, What?, Oh, sorry, Xenia, I wasn't listening, I never noticed that mirror there...... - NB1
Xev: Kai shouldn't we try to save the planet kai? Kai? Kai: Wow Leyyka *is* smooth around the bend. Huh? Oh yeah we must save the earth otherwise it'll be destroyed. - darkcrow23
Xev: You knock his feet out from under him, then I'll swipe his hat. That'll fix him. - ottokell
Kai: It doesn't appear to be harmful. Xev: I think you should use your brace just incase. - TwilightRhapsody
I Knew it! That little Bitch Bunny's trying to get more screen time! - M2KOOL
KK10: Hi Mom -
theFrey
And making their first appearance in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Michael McManus and the Lexx, the most powerful parade float in the two universes. - theFrey
Bye Lexx...... (muttered whisper through gritted teeth) good riddance. - theBrother
Kai: Five, five fingers ah ah ah (With all respect to sesame street) - darkcrow23
Kai tries in vain to do the Vulcan hand sign - darkcrow23
MM: Arrrgg... droolers. Smile and wave, smile and wave. - scifiend
Kai remembers it has been 6000 years since he last applied deodorant - LexxLurker
Kai is about to be fooled by the infamous 'Give me Five' trick - LexxLurker
Hmm, I wonder if that 'Happy Trails' song will work on Lyekka. Slim Whitman gave those Martians one hell of a headache. - connyveidt
You can count me in for the cookie sale, but I'm not sure if divine assassins make good door to door salesmen.
Unemployment Counselor.. 'Number 98?? You're next!' Kai raises his hand... - mayaxiong
'Hello to all my fans'...yeah, right. - Wild Woman
Will this be the last Kai smile? -PeridotEyes
He looks so happy knowing the end is nigh. - PeridotEyes
MM: 'Whaddya mean we're not finished yet? I just saved Tokyo, now what?' He grumbles his way away. - PeridotEyes
No, I don't know what 'talk to the hand' means! - StormBorn
I'm telling you, fellows, there are no cards up my sleeve! - StormBorn
MM kissing his steady paycheck good-bye: I know I'm doing the right thing-I just have to keep telling myself that. - Trini_T
Leader of group: Go on Kai introduce yourself to the group... Kai: erm..hello..my names er Kai and erm...I'm an alcoholic.. - Griever
So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye... I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie. I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly. Goodbye. - Wordsmith
Kai: Present! - dgrequeen
Kai is being sworn-in on the Brunnen's Court Show.....He is sueing Xev Bell-ringer for sexual harrasement.... - NB1
Hey! Who parked that frikkin' moth in the red zone? - ottokell
Damn...rigour mortis is a bitch.... - Taleya
Teacher... ummm... I can't hold it any longer... can I go...PLEASE? - Nika
Kai: On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to live by the girl scout law. - Jack
In a moment of uncharacteristic laxness, Kai's true secret identity is revealed 'Well, Hi-Diddley Ho, Neighbor!' - FractleRift
TAXI !!!! Yoohoo - lizard
Kai: How much longer do I have to stay like this, Xev? Xev: Well if you'd held still to begin with, I'd have already have the picture done! - Shauna Goff
Kai: Ok, never ever put booze in my pro-to blood again or you're mince meat xev. Xev: I thought, well never mind I don't want another dead don't function again!!! - lolo
Hi, yes, over here... I need my hair inflating again - idiotboy
Barber: OK whos next? - TwilightRhapsody
Teacher? May I be excused? I have to make water! - M2KOOL
Oh yes, we are much more advanced these days! Our hair used to be out to here! - M2KOOL
Ok.i lift my hand and then...slap this sign silly!!!! - Sylphia