Michael: What are you talking about
Brian, it's not too cold to do another take. Brian:
Geeze Mikey, of course you aren't cold, I wouldn't be cold either if I was
wearing a freaking rug! - theFreyKai's Komic Kaptions 43
Michael: What are you talking about
Brian, it's not too cold to do another take. Brian:
Geeze Mikey, of course you aren't cold, I wouldn't be cold either if I was
wearing a freaking rug! - theFrey
We're almost there, Stan. Just hold it a little longer.- stormsweeper
Stan: But I don't wanna go! The kids at school make fun of my hat! Kai: I thought you wanted to be a starship captain when you grow up. Now Stanley, do you think Capt. Picard could've gotten where he's at by cutting class? Without a proper education, you'll probably end up a lowly Class 4 security guard like your crazy Uncle Frank! Now be a good boy and get on the bus. Stan: Yeah, yeah, make your Mom and me proud, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... Maybe I should just steal a starship and run away from home instead!!! - streudel
Hang on, Stan, I'm LOOKING for a mens' room!- Sassy Assassin
Yes, Stanley, people do lose their car keys all the time....but that does NOT explain how you could lose the key to the Lexx!- Sassy Assassin
Kai, I think your fingers are a little to cold to be doing that right now!- P_T_Bando
Okay Stanley but the Dead do not normally warm tooshies.- LexxLurker
I did tell you to wear your mittens. - Awesome Aud
MM: Maybe I shouldn't have slipped Brian the whole tub of X-Lax...- Griever
Stan: I don't know, Kai. Xev sure was mad we short sheeted her bed. What are we gonna do now? Kai: Gee Stanley, it was your idea! Why'd ya have to get me in trouble too? Stan: Ya' big baby. - Shmooie
Kai: Just think of something warm, just think of something warm. Stanley thinking: I know it will never happen but snuggling Xev's woozies, snuggling Xev's woozies!- ZEVOFB3K
Kai: Yes, Stan,..I know that you fingers are freezing up! My protobloods freezing up too! Stan: Yeah,..Kai,..and my toes are getting stiff!! My everything is getting cold and stiff! Kai: Well... it would be indecent to tell you what is happening to... my power rods!!- Stanelle
Kai: Hurry up Stan!! I've got to go too!! I just hope that this thing is a two seater!! Stan: The moth? Kai: No! The outhouse!! - Stanelle
Stanley, I swear to God, there are no mechanical carrots around here!- Sassy Assassin
Stanley:Are you cold Kai: No, the dead do not get colddd..*teeth chattering* Stanley: You sound and look cold. Kai: Well I'm not. Stanley: Are you sure? Kai: Yes now shuuuut *chatter* up Stanley!- ZevofB3k
Kai: You said it was a cold carrot that attacked you Stan?- lana evitneter
Michael: Quit yer bitchin', Brian, I deal with droolers all the time! Brian: Yeah, but yours aren't usually 6'6 300lb. former pro wrestlers!- Sassy Assassin
Stanley: Honest, Kai, I didn't *mean* to do it! Kai: It's all right, Stanley. I can understand how you might fall for Prince.- dgrequeen
Stan: I swear to ya Kai, I didn't know she was that kind of girl!! Thank God you came along when you did! Do ya think you'll be able to get these handcuffs off me??-NB1
Kai: What is it Stan? Stan: Aww gee, Kai I, I don't think I can tell you. Kai: Just tell me Stan, I can see something is bothering you. Stan: Well Kai.. oh... [blurts out] I'm in love with you too! - Vexxev
Stan and Kai visit Iowa during winter big mistake on there parts. - dark crow
Stan: Hhhey KKKai I dddare you lick the ffflagpole. Kai: Nnnot Funny Ssstan - darkcrow
Kai: That's it pal, you're off to jail for public indecency! Stan: But how was I to know she was just an ice sculpture?- ottokell
Stan:Your hand on my butt feels very warm. - Kerri Groves
Don't make me come back there and separate
you two! - theFrey
To hell with proto-blood; find me some proto-conditioner!- Sassy Assassin
One more peep out of you two and I'm pulling the moth over!- stormsweeper
MM: For the last time I do not *do* conventions! There may be droolers present!!- Griever
OK, which one of you cut the cheese?!?- dgrequeen- -
Kai: Tell scifi logo I hate him and I never want to speak to him again! - ZEVOFB3K
So, you should have gone before we got into the moth!- Sassy Assassin
Kai: No,..Stan..(sob!) N0,..Xev,..you didn't hurt my feelings. (sniffle!) I always whimper..like this before we land on a new planet!!- Stanelle
Kai thinking to himself: If I hear 'Stairway to Heaven' one more time I'm gonna kill somebody!- lana evitneter
No, we are not 'there' yet!- Sassy Assassin
Kai: Xev, Stan, don't judge me, okay? I was young and needed the money! Posing nude for the Brunnen GQ was the only way to pay the rent!!! So now you know every sordid detail!-NB1
MM: Please don't ever say that I look like Sandra Bullock again.-Griever
This is a cheap set...you can see the zipper in the background!- ottokell
Kai and Xev get all GQ for
their Cult Sci-fi photo op. - theFrey
Should I tell her that's my g-spot? Naaahhh.... - Sassy Assassin
Xev! Will you pay attention, I wrote this just for you. - P_T_Bando
Hold still, Kai. We need a good shot for the Xevivor DVD cover art .- Awesome Aud
Michael thinking: She's touching me! Gaaaah! Xenia thinking: If I turn my face just a little more *this* way, they'll get the full effect of my lips. - dgrequeen
Xev, Action hero.- Hope
Kai thinking to self: She's touching me again...Why is she always touching me! Can I make it any clearer, The dead don't...- Thodin
Kai: The Great Gastsby, Chapter One. . . . Xev: I'm going to go see what Stan is doing. . . - Xev_Clusterlizard_loveslave
Kai: She's touching me... again! I've told her not to touch me like that,.. but she never pays any attention... no, not Miss Sexy Love Slave Xev!!! - Stanelle
Kai: Xev, stay perfectly still....I'm going to quickly reach around and grab that blue caterpillar off your neck!-NB1
Xenia faces the sun for a 'hope of a brand new day' closing shot as Michael ponders what he's just sat in.-Vextraxev
Not now, Xev. I need to check the box scores.- ottokell
Kai checks script and thinks: Damn, just how many more times do I have to get in this moth with Xev?" - Sassy
It's a ticket from the FAA, for
reckless operation of a moth over a metropolitan airspace. - theFrey
I would like to speak to both of you about my VISA bill. Stan, do you know anything about a purchase from Victoria Secrets? - Thodin
Kai: This is the fourth Paternity Suit filed against you in six months Stan!! Does the term 'protection' mean anything to you, son???!! - NB1
Yes, I quit! I've had enough of this stupid wig and being upstaged in every scene by a prop!- stormsweeper
Stanley, this is your fifth speeding ticket this week! From now on, Xev drives! - Sassy Assassin
Stan: I thought we stole the Lexx? Kai: Well it says here we owe $47,000,000 in back payments on it. - P_T_Bando
Okay Xev the manual says to squeeze the red bulb twice to go up, and push to go down. - LexxLurker
I just can't work with this script Brian I'm sorry...- LexxLurker
Stan, I told you to leave the porn on the Lexx so you won't get distracted while we're on earth.- Compguy
Kai: Who forged my name for
a snow blower and some silk panties??! - ZevOfB3K
Kai: Xev, I found this Love poem under your pillow, It's about you Stan. Xev: You bastard! - Xev_Clusterlizard_loveslave
Kai: I don't quite understand it either, but apparently we're finalists in the Publisher's Clearinghouse Contest.. - NoBull
Kai tries in vain to read Stan's hand writing - darkcrow
Stan, I asked you to print direction from Mapquest, not seek erections from FapBreast!- ottokell
No Stan, I do not think a 'Friendly'
game of poker is a good idea. And besides, you don't have the owners card for
the Lexx to use as table stakes. - theFrey
Ok, Stanley, you win the bet....her hair's red EVERYWHERE! - Sassy Assassin
Please, Xev, not in front of Stan! - Kittytrek6
MM: Maybe if we stand still the droolers will think we are giant blow up dolls. Brian: You can act like that, but I barley get any droolers, bye bye! - ZEVOFB3K
Kai: Stanley, this is Morba, from the Planet Naturel, as you can see, they are primarily known for their habit of shunning clothing. - NB1
Kai: I think she was talking to me Stan... - Thodin
Kai: That was a great idea Stan, installing a two-way mirror. Stan: You better believe it buddy!- lana evitneter
Kai: I don't think she meant it as a compliment! - LOLO
Kai: You've decided to go to bed with STANLEY??? Ewwww, Xev!- dgrequeen
Good afternoon, Madam. I am Mr. Kai, and this is Mr. Tweedle, and we'd like to take a moment of your time to talk about Jehovah. M'am? M'am? Hello?- ottokell
Stan: Kai, your codpiece is tickling me. - Kerri Groves