Kai's Komic Kaptions 49
"So what you are recommending
is that if I want to attract Xev, I need to let my hair grow and take lots of
cold showers... Now are those showers to help me ignore her until she comes
across, or give me that cool clammy skin that necro-attracted chicks just dig? -
theFrey
Stan: I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your sci-fi logo down! - Sassy Assassin
Stan: Kai, I know being dead isn't your fault and all, but don't you think you could at least take a bath? Phew, you stink! Kai: The dead do not bathe. - Petreak
Stan: Whoa Kai you have been holding it for awhile. Kai: Yes Stan but now it seems I can't stop going. - Michele C
Kai: " A little more lip, Stanley....look, if you want me to teach you how to pout effectively, you're going to have to try a LOT harder....." - Sassy Assassin
Kai: Ya know, a little Gold Bond
might help. - Gary H
...And my mother used to come into
my room and borrow all my hair pins. So every morning I would have to run around
the house trying scrounge up enough hair pins to get ready for school. -
theFrey
Kai: So you're saying, Doc, that it all goes back to my childhood? 'Cause Mommy didn't have time for me, and Daddy was never home? - Sassy Assassin
Kai: Look I see a cryopod, and ooh lookey a pony! Do Dead Assassins like ponies? Vlad: Sure they do sweetie don't you remember you 3rd Deadness party. We had balloons, a reanimated pony and HDS gave you that new grown-up brace you are using now. Kai: Yes, I remember. Can I have another party? Vlad: Well, you and your friends pretty much wiped out that universe; but if you keep your cryopod clean, we will think about it. - Mandara K
Vlad: C'mon Kai, you said
seven, not three - Gary H
For someone who
sings the same song all the time, Kai has very little patience with the ommm
song. - theFrey
Kai muttering: The dead do not feel annoyance, the dead do not feel annoyance.....to %$#@ with that; this guy is ANNOYING! - Sassy Assassin
Druid: Wow who just farted? Kai: I'm not going to say it was me, even though it was. - Michele C
Sure, dude, you were great in that Linkin Park video; now, will you PLEASE stop following me around? - -Sassy Assassin
Kai thinking: ok, who should I kill first.. this guy or the logo? hummm.... this guy. TWACK. (silence....) Much better. -Toad Lady
The dead do not join the klan - Gary H
The Dead do not
like being made fun of in Komic Kaptions. Twack! - theFrey
Go ahead. Make my millenium! - Sassy Assassin
Stern elementary teacher: Mr. McManus, what is that in your hand. Bring it to me please. Chocolate?! ! Did you bring enough for the whole class? - Insipida
GUESS what I've got in my hand! Ooops! You lose! - Sassy Assassin
Kai demonstrates the new dance craze, 'Assassins Tango'...unfortunately, all of his potential partners ran screaming from the room.... - Sassy Assassin
Kai: Go on.... Insult the hair now! mwahahaha... - Griever
Kai: Three guesses. What am I? - Gary H
"But, but, Kai! I was playing
'Nurse and Paitent' with that cute blonde.... can't we catch the next shuttle?!?
- theFrey
Kai:I'm sorry I can't Stanley. Stanley: Why? Kai:It is not my job to draw liquid coke. Call the hot blonde - Leslie O.
Y'know something? I don't really want to KNOW what's going on here! - Sassy Assassin
Stan: That's IT???? Just 'Wham, Bam, Thank you Stan'????????? - Logan 55
I'm sorry Kai.. it's not you! It's ME!!! - Dee :)
Kai realizes Guinan's hat look is definately not for him! - Traci W.
Kai: Stanley, I told you. The dead do no squeeze and please. -Toadlady
Stan: Kai wait. I'll be gentle -
Gary H