Kai's Komic Kaptions 13

"Stan, I'm not telling him, you tell him!" - theFrey

"Xev: Kai, I swear, if Stan says that he can still see my nipples, just one more time. I'm going to KILL him..." - mayaxiong

"Xev:  Hey, Stan. Did you just grab my ass?"  Stan: No...  *Kai whistles and looks away*"

"Kai, is that a frozen icicle or are you glad to see me?????" - NB1

 "Xev:  I don't know whose finger that is but get it OUT!" - Oni no Chuck

"Alright already, I KNOW I'm wearing a bathrobe. Wait and see what you get to wear next!" - canuk

"I'm sorry, but my cleavage is for me and my future husband only." - emma_peel

"I don't care if it is a bathrobe, just as long as it matches my outfit." - StormBorn

"Xev looks on, flabbergasted, at the effect cold has on certain parts of the male anatomy." - Sarcasmagoria

"I don't care *what* you're the king of Stan!  Kai, if Stan tries to cop a feel again, KILL him!" - Aurora

"I don't care, Kai--it does *too* look like a bird's nest!" - StormBorn

"Zev:  Cold...wind...up...short...skirt!" - BlackDove

"No Kai...... Putting your freezing cold hands there will not get them warm!" - BlackDove


"Kai thinks: And just where does this jerk get off, criticizing *my* fashion choices!" - thefrey"

Michael: I guess I'm going to have to stop wearing my costume to hang out in the bus station..." - mayaxiong

"I'm telling the truth, if a carrot goes up your butt you turn into a carrot, but I just happened to have a lime go up my butt....." - NB1

"I think Pinocio wants his nose back." - emma_peel

"Man: Hmm, you're here for the 'Dress for Success' seminar too, I take it?" - Sarcasmagoria

"Newfie guy:  Hey, is that a carrot in ya pocket, or are ya just happy to see me?" - lafemmenikita

"Fuhgeddaboutit! No freaky logos in my cab, buddy!" - StormBorn"Kai - 

"Yes the dead DO pass gas." - BlackDove

"The Dead *do not* like music critics. Twwwwwappt" - theFrey

"Kai at the piano, pouting..: Xev has a lot of nerve, telling me not to give up my day job...wait...I don't HAVE a day job....Hey!" - mayaxiong

"The dead do not poo, but they can look constipated" - rave

"Kai is getting annoyed after entering the Tavern and hearing the comment 'It's REALLY dead in here tonight...'" - NB1

"Barbarians! It was my prize-winning piece back on Brunnis2." - StormBorn

"You better be paying me a bonus for this, Paul! A big bonus!" - StormBorn

"Kai glares at the geek who just requested Freebird" - lafemmenikita

"Kai after reluctantly fulfilling a request for Cage's 4'33: WHO YELLED ENCORE? *click*" - Logan55

"Boy! You play your heart out for these bozos, and they don't even stop talking! Maybe I should just kill them!" - dgrequeen

"Oh Kai, I'm so sorry but 790 just..... drove off the bridge. There was nothing I could do to stop him....honest." - theFrey

"Xev: I'm sorry your goldfish died but can't we just give him a 'burial at sea?" - Hypatia

"Sorry Kai...I didn't mean to puke on your boots...'hic'..." - mayaxiong

"...and then the man gets on top of the woman and he puts his......Oh, Kai!!! Don't you remember?????" - NB1

"Don't move, that chanel logo staring at us." - emma_peel

"No, I'm not sorry, Xev. You *do* look like a poodle, so there." - StormBorn

"I never meant to hurt you Kai. He's been dead for a long time too, but his *equipment* still functions, and I have needs. ' Xev dumps Kai for Keith Richards.'" - Aurora

"Kai and Xev just realized there was a lot of smurfs but only one female." - emma_peel

"Don't worry, Kai. It happens to all men from time to time. At least YOU have a good excuse..." - Sarcasmagoria

"Kai: No, that's okay, Xev. Just because *YOU* get to drink, screw, whatever, and the dead don't get to do anything... but it's okay! Really!" - dgrequeen

"Kai: The dead do not get *drunk* Xev..." - Griever

 "A Proto-blood Cocktail? Really?" - theFrey

"*After the fall of the Divine Shadow, Kai, now jobless, is forced to take a position as a lounge singer for tips to support his proto-blood habit....* Kai:  Any requests?...and don't forget to tip the waitresses.." - mayaxiong

"Kai:  look, I am not playing 'Chopsticks' for you again. Now pick a real song, or you're going to find my brace where your head used to be." - rave

"The dead are particularly known for our rendition of  'Embraceable You'" - NB1

"The dead do not 'play it again Sam'..." - Oni no Chuck

"Sorry buddy, I don't do 'Feelings' anymore." - 

"No, I don't feel the need for Confession, Father. 6008 years, why do you ask?" - StormBorn

"Thanks for the drink, Buddy, but I don't know 'Freebird.' Sorry." - Sarcasmagoria

"Kai in a menacing tone: *Where* is the little umbrella?" - Aurora

"Kai: Gah! This tastes like buffalo piss! Psst, hey buddy! Would you go get me a REAL drink?" - dgrequeen

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