Kai's Komic Kaptions 37
And then, our hero flew his moth into the asteroid, swaying and dodging.... - theFrey
Yes he seems to have ran out of Proto blood. -emma_peel
Yeah,..this is what can happen to you if you if you cut your hair,..I've never yet met a man without a bun, who didn't lose some of his strength!! - Stanelle
MM singing: Hush little baby, don't day a word, daddy's gonna buy you a big, scary tiger... and if that big, scary tiger don't bite... uhmmm...*speaking* I dunno what will... Phileas: Those are not the words, you moron! - Nika
Dammit, Phileas, I can't help him! I'm a dead assassin, not a doctor! -BlackCloud
McManus visits the 'Actors with Bad Wigs' hospital - darkcrow23
See here on his arm? Someone implanted some sort of weapon mechanism! I'll be Damned if I ever let that happen to Me! - M2KOOL
We need to put him in cryostasis, now! - P_T_Bando
Why is that big bug thing following us? Why ask me? I'm sure I don't know. - theFrey
MM: Be honest now. Do these trousers make my butt look big? - dgrequeen
Couldn't this wait until I'm off the urinal!? - emma_peel
MM: What do you mean by 'women would really dig me if I wore a black beehive wig'? MP: erm..nothing - Weyrldy
I would kindly like to ask you to refrain from staring at my buttocks! I have no idea who this 'J-Lo' person is, nor do I care for any comparisons, thank you very much! - Fractle Rift
Yeah? Well, next you will be telling me that I resemble that *dead guy* on LEXX, who sleeps in a *freezer* and can't even get it on with a *love slave*! - Emily Hensel
Why yes, I *have* been working out, Phileas. 'Bums of Steel 1, 2, and 3' for Cinématographe. It's all the rage! Go ahead, you can bounce a farthing off those - BC
Look, if this hairstyle worked for the Fab Four, it'll damn well work for me! - Gizmo LittleWing
Dost thou like my buttocks? - darkcrow23
I really have a split in my pants? Well why are you looking??!!!!! - lolo
Frankly Doctor, I could care less about your sexual leanings. Please, just remove this Carrot from my Bum!!! - M2KOOL
Do you have another quarter? I want to ride the pony
again. - P_T_Bando
Ooooo.... Pushing Harry
Potter out of the way, MMM twack gazes into the Mirror of Erised and sees brilliant green lights spelling out the word, 'Broadway'. - theFrey
Michael emotes, blissfully unaware that the makeup artist has painted him green. - dgrequeen
Ooooo, so blue and shiny. - BlackCloud
Michael has just been introduced to Chess Master 5000 on windows. - emma_peel
I see dead people! - Logan55
*Sarcastically* Oh wonderful! *ANOTHER* one for the list! *repeats over to himself* The dead do NOT float! The dead do NOT float! The dead ... - Fractle Rift
On that other show,...I'm *dead white*. On this show,..I'm *glowing green*. Will I have to be on Days of Our Lives to be my natural color? - Emily Hensel
Micheal McManus stars in Behind the Green Light. - darkcrow23
Cooool. With the sideburns and frilly collar I *do* look like Tom Jones. - aurora
McManus stars in Behind the Green Light - darkcrow23
Oooh copper really DOES burn green... Now for something else... (MM gets in touch with his inner pyromaniac.) - His-Divine-Assassin
Offstage a bad Marlon Brando imitation goes on: ...You are just a messenger, a delivery boy, here to collect on the bill. Oh the Horror. ....the Horror ....the Horror! - M2KOOL
You know, I just can't get
over how much prettier you are than Stan. - theFrey
Bruce Campbell and Michael McManus star in 'Evil Dead 4: The Wheel Doth Turn'. - DalekTek790
Give us a kiss then, eh, mate? - dgrequeen
Jules thinks: Ye gads, this is definitely violating my personal space bubble; and phew! I think the next thing I am I going to invent is Tic Tacs! - BlackCloud
Call me Deadman one more time, and I will show you exactly what 'Divine Assassin' means. - Weyrldy
That's right my friend, if you don't talk, we'll force you watch the complete works of David Hasselhoff! - Fractle Rift
Errrrrrm! I think that you are suffering from Divine Assassine Breath.... May I recommend a mouth wash..... and breath freshener? - Emily Hensel
Oooo, strokably soft- tell me, do you use Face Wax 2000 (TM)? - Gizmo LittleWing
Now let's play 'Guess what I had for lunch' - Lunachick
MM: My mind to your mind. BC: Saaaam he's touching me. - darkcrow
Now, Now, Don't be scared....I assure you it was an accident, that guy backed into my knife 43 times......... - NB1
Leave me? How do you think she'll react when she finds out the truth, my sweet? All this time, she has been buying that 'the Dead don't do this' and 'the Dead don't do that' crap! Come out Now, and she'll rip your head clean off! - M2KOOL
MM: You see that, kid? That's the future of your acting career being played out before your eyes. Can you say 'Lethal Passions IV' co-starring Shannon Tweed? Yeah, straight-to-video, Sparky! - Annoymous
Mikey! Not now, people are staring. - P_T_Bando
Oh, come now, brother! The surgeon JUST SAID he's separated THOUSANDS of twins conjoined at the head with pliers! I'm not worried, why should you be? Now, quit your pathetic shuddering or he'll miss! - sci4kai
Is this what you are looking
for Mr. Clinton? Ken Starr sent me to get it for him, apparently he like cigars
too. - theFrey
MM: You A**!!! You're supposed to squirt the ketchup on the hotdog, not on my face!!! *thinks* why am i in a ballpark commercial? - greeneyes
The freshmaker. - DalekTek790
Evil is just evil, but a good cigar... - dgrequeen
Hulloooooo! The doctor is serving YOU! Now, who was here for the suppository? Step up, don't be shy. - BlackCloud
MM, having had enough of the Kai references, pulls out his Divine Exploding Cigar. - Weyrldy
Oh, I just *LOVE* my job! They don't call me Captain Proctology for nothing, you know! - Fractle Rift
Happiness is a cigar called.... - Gizmo
MM: Ok, who said I'd never make it as a great actor?? - Griever
Try my new cigars they're sooo good maaan. - crow
O.k., o.k., I give up.....here's the sperm sample!!!!! - NB1
MM: Boy. Are you like me tired of bad cigar breath but still like to smoke? Then do like I did get new Minty Cigars. They'll leave your breath clean and put ketchup on your face. - darkcrow23
Brian from the other room: I could swear I put a hotdog in the microwave!! Now, where did it go?! - His-Divine-Assassin
MM decides to audition for the Tom Green show... MM: Daddy would you like some.. SAUSAGE? - Griever
Yes, as you see, it wasn't only my emotions held back by the Cod Piece! Now I'm free! FREE, I SAY! - M2KOOL
This is my other weapon. - P_T_Bando