Kai's Komic Kaptions 9
"Wipe that smirk off your face Xev, you know Stan still thinks I can't get it up..." - Mayaxiong - Winning Kaption Session 3
"Kai grits his teeth hard. Brunnen-G warriors do not whine about other peoples driving." - theFrey
"Xev 'stopped short' and grabbed herself a handful o' codpiece." - Aurora
"Kai: Wipe that smirk off your face, Xev! I could have beat a speeding ticket if I wore a cluster lizard dress." - canuk
"Xev: Go ahead, Kai. Tell me 'The Dead do not smell farts!'" - Max Payne
"Kai *yawn*: Are we there yet? - PeridotEyes
"Kai: 'Another day, another Moth crash...'" - PeridotEyes
"Kai (thinking): Where the hell did she get her driver's license? Cluster-Mart?" - dgrequeen
"I know she only insists on driving so she can fondle the joystick." - StormBorn
"'Xev...' 'Yes Kai?' 'That is *NOT* the joystick.' 'It can be if you use it right.'" - XevZev
"Kai: Back it up Geek Boy! The Dead need their space" - theFrey
"Earth guy: Wanna go to the sci-fi convention on Friday? I go as Seven of 9" - canuk
" Gee...they grow them husky here on this planet, don't they, big boy..." - mayaxiong
"I remember. I used to Book and give swirles to Geeks like you!" - emma_peel
"No, I do NOT need a sidekick. Now stop following me!" - Aurora
"Geek guy: 'I will love you forever.'" - Logan55
"No, thank you. The dead do not eat cheesy poofs." - StormBorn
"Kai readies his brace and looks back over his shoulder. 'Usually you have to awaken me improperly, but in your case, I could make an exception.'" primanw
"Moth Man finds is match. Patsy Boy!" - emma_peel
"Kai: Did you just touch my ass?" - dgrequeen
"No *looks at shirt* Patsy, you may NOT play with my hair." - XevZev
"What part of dead don't you broads understand? - theFrey
"Just what I need, ANOTHER one drooling on my boots! *exit, stage left*" - PeridotEyes
"Moth Man saves the day again. Now for a reward!" - emma_peel
"Kai thinks: What fresh hell is this?" - theFrey
"Earth babe: Don't take this the wrong way sir, but you smell like you've been stored in an old lady's closet" - canuk
" Uh, yeah, the change is in my pocket, no, not that one...right there, that's the one......uh..thank you..." - mayaxiong
"Though he had been lusted over by lizard women, reincarnated girls and countless other oddities, nothing could prepare Kai for the attentions of Velma from the Scooby Doo Gang." - Sarcasmagoria
"*Looking into Kai's ear* My god, I can see straight through to the other side!" - PrimaNightWind
"I've just got to know.. mousse or gel?" - Lyekka
"Earth Girl: I know where the old geek in the wheelchair hides his stash! Kai: Oh, yeah?" - dgrequeen
"Kai thinking
"Now would be a good time to remove your hand from my....equipment." - XevZev
"The first thing that Imperial Assassins learn, is that a scary stance helps set the mood for the bloodshed and mayhem to follow." - theFrey
"You put your left arm in, you take your left arm out, you put your left arm in, and you shake it all about..*Kai performs the hokey-pokey*" - rave
"The dead should not do the wiggly-Jiggly." - emma_peel
"Hey,dude,weren't you on the first season of Babylon 5?" - canuk
"I hate standing in line for the cafeteria..... Hey Brian, throw me a sandwich...no.. over HERE!" - mayaxiong"Kai:
I kill you now, Divine Shadow.... *scree* THWACK! Oh, sorry. You looked like someone I used to know...." - PrimaNightWind
"I've seen Baptist that dance better then this." -emma_peel
"Kai (going on and on): So, see, then we were on this one planet, and I musta killed, oh, maybe fifty or sixty dudes... Earth Girl: God, not ANOTHER endless story! Earth Boy: I'm outta here!" - dgrequeen
"Between takes, Michael brushes up on his moves for his return to the stage - as an Elvis impersonator." - Aurora
"Ready......Set......GO!!!!" - Max Payne
"Earth Girl: That has got to be the WORST Kung Fu stance I've ever seen." - XevZev
"For someone with no emotion, the Dead seem to spend a lot of time looking p*ssed" - theFrey
"Is that a cop in the rear view mirror? Crap....hey, I'm still in COSTUME! Brian, keep your mouth shut and let me do the talking.. and STOP LAUGHING..!! " - mayaxiong
"What's wrong with this planet? No one's even noticed my hair! Or the tattoo--what about the tattoo, damn it!" - StormBorn
"If you can see the actors noise buggers, you're to close!" - emma_peel
"Are you crazy Xev? I may be dead, but I'm still a man, we will *not* stop and ask directions." - theFrey
"The dead do not 'do lunch', collect Air Miles or throw shrimp on the barbie. This planet is so weird." - canuk
"So *that's* what the phrase 'flashing truckers' means! Good LORD, Xev, have some dignity!" - Sarcasmagoria
"Kai: I said that I would remain with you, so long as my protoblood lasted. I did not say *as your sex-toy*!" - Primanw
"Kai looks in a mirror for the first time........." - Max Payne
"Kai: are you saying....it's not my....baby ?" - Leviathan
"I got a bad feeling about this, Luke." - Lyekka
"Well, dammit, you'd be pissed too if you had to walk around for 6,000 years with this #*%^$* hair hanging in YOUR face!" - dgrequeen